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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11775 on: March 23, 2010, 12:25:21 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 23, 2010, 12:22:43 PM
I think he removed cartilage on the insides of the nostrils.

I hope you get the results you wanted. Maybe you'll sleep better!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11776 on: March 23, 2010, 12:26:31 PM »
I hope so too.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11777 on: March 23, 2010, 01:08:11 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 23, 2010, 12:22:43 PM
I think he removed cartilage on the insides of the nostrils.

Could have done it the old fashioned way and just did lots of cocaine :P  I know someone who did this :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11778 on: March 23, 2010, 01:35:57 PM »
Quote from: parts on March 23, 2010, 01:08:11 PM
Quote from: odeon on March 23, 2010, 12:22:43 PM
I think he removed cartilage on the insides of the nostrils.

Could have done it the old fashioned way and just did lots of cocaine :P  I know someone who did this :zombiefuck:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11779 on: March 23, 2010, 01:41:04 PM »
Then you also get instant pain relief, at least at the very moment you use the drug.  :P
« Last Edit: March 23, 2010, 01:42:42 PM by TheoK »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11780 on: March 23, 2010, 01:59:56 PM »
Yeah but when it wares off and you can bend you nose flat against your face it hurts.  Yeah I know lots of interesting people it comes from working constuction
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11781 on: March 23, 2010, 03:19:29 PM »
Quote from: parts on March 23, 2010, 01:59:56 PM
Yeah but when it wares off and you can bend you nose flat against your face it hurts.  Yeah I know lots of interesting people it comes from working constuction

Somehow I find this very funny.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11782 on: March 23, 2010, 03:21:10 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 23, 2010, 03:19:29 PM
Quote from: parts on March 23, 2010, 01:59:56 PM
Yeah but when it wares off and you can bend you nose flat against your face it hurts.  Yeah I know lots of interesting people it comes from working constuction

Somehow I find this very funny.

I just tried to bend my little snout flat after reading this. Didn't work at all!  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11783 on: March 23, 2010, 03:26:36 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 23, 2010, 03:21:10 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 23, 2010, 03:19:29 PM
Quote from: parts on March 23, 2010, 01:59:56 PM
Yeah but when it wares off and you can bend you nose flat against your face it hurts.  Yeah I know lots of interesting people it comes from working constuction

Somehow I find this very funny.

I just tried to bend my little snout flat after reading this. Didn't work at all!  :laugh:

You just passed the drug-test (only for cocaine, but still, you got through)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11784 on: March 23, 2010, 03:28:59 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 23, 2010, 03:26:36 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 23, 2010, 03:21:10 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 23, 2010, 03:19:29 PM
Quote from: parts on March 23, 2010, 01:59:56 PM
Yeah but when it wares off and you can bend you nose flat against your face it hurts.  Yeah I know lots of interesting people it comes from working constuction

Somehow I find this very funny.

I just tried to bend my little snout flat after reading this. Didn't work at all!  :laugh:

You just passed the drug-test (only for cocaine, but still, you got through)

Yay! What other tests must I pass?  :snowman:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11785 on: March 23, 2010, 04:34:45 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 23, 2010, 11:57:20 AM
My bloody nose hurts.

And I mean literally. It's bloody.

That sounds painful.

Did the doctor give you pain medication?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11786 on: March 23, 2010, 04:35:39 PM »
He probably got some paracetamol. It's almost impossible to get real painkillers legally here now.  ::)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11787 on: March 23, 2010, 04:40:54 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on March 23, 2010, 04:35:39 PM
He probably got some paracetamol. It's almost impossible to get real painkillers legally here now.  ::)

That's all?

Paracetamol is the same medicine as Tylenol, who had a commercial here when I was pregnant with my daughter.  It said something like, "I just had a C-section and my doctor gave me Tylenol."  I was disturbed enough by this commercial that I asked my OB-GYN when I saw him for one of my prenatal visits if he just gave Tylenol after something like that and he assured me that he gave prescription medication for pain after childbirth and especially after C-sections.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11788 on: March 23, 2010, 04:43:39 PM »
If you go through some really serious operation, you might get tramadol or codeine. To get morphine you need to be 80 yo and/or half dead from pain.

My neighbour's son broke his neck, and he only got tramadol for a few months...
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11789 on: March 23, 2010, 04:50:17 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on March 23, 2010, 04:43:39 PM
If you go through some really serious operation, you might get tramadol or codeine. To get morphine you need to be 80 yo and/or half dead from pain.

I got prescriptions for both Tramadol and Percocet after my appendectomy.  The doctor wanted me to take ibuprofen first, then Tramadol, then Percocet as a last resort if I still needed it.

I got some morphine type shot before the appendectomy, though.
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