A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: odeon on March 21, 2010, 04:45:42 PMBloody hip hurts.What's wrong with it? Arthritis?
Bloody hip hurts.
My daughter bus never showed up
Quote from: parts on March 22, 2010, 08:32:51 AMMy daughter bus never showed up ??
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 22, 2010, 12:09:26 AMQuote from: Scrapmire on March 22, 2010, 12:07:46 AMQuote from: Bintybumpkins on March 22, 2010, 12:02:45 AMScrapheap is crying about his karma again ...and I need a shoulder to cry on babe. Mind if I motorboat your boobs?? And I need two words explained to me: "motorboat" and "Giggity!" http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=motorboat1. motorboat 1952 up, 81 down v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound. n. The sound produced when doing a motorboat.http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=giggity2. giggity 122 up, 30 down A word, originating from Quagmire on the show "Family Guy" that is used when somebody makes a remark that was not intentionally sexual but could be interpreted in that manner. It is essentially the same thing as "that's what she said" Note: It is 1 third of the phrase "giggity giggity goo"
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 22, 2010, 12:07:46 AMQuote from: Bintybumpkins on March 22, 2010, 12:02:45 AMScrapheap is crying about his karma again ...and I need a shoulder to cry on babe. Mind if I motorboat your boobs?? And I need two words explained to me: "motorboat" and "Giggity!"
Quote from: Bintybumpkins on March 22, 2010, 12:02:45 AMScrapheap is crying about his karma again ...and I need a shoulder to cry on babe. Mind if I motorboat your boobs??
Scrapheap is crying about his karma again
Quote from: Callaway on March 22, 2010, 08:28:06 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on March 22, 2010, 12:09:26 AMQuote from: Scrapmire on March 22, 2010, 12:07:46 AMQuote from: Bintybumpkins on March 22, 2010, 12:02:45 AMScrapheap is crying about his karma again ...and I need a shoulder to cry on babe. Mind if I motorboat your boobs?? And I need two words explained to me: "motorboat" and "Giggity!" http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=motorboat1. motorboat 1952 up, 81 down v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound. n. The sound produced when doing a motorboat.http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=giggity2. giggity 122 up, 30 down A word, originating from Quagmire on the show "Family Guy" that is used when somebody makes a remark that was not intentionally sexual but could be interpreted in that manner. It is essentially the same thing as "that's what she said" Note: It is 1 third of the phrase "giggity giggity goo" Ah, thank you. Motorboating is just plain bizarre! What inspires it, drunkenness?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
My bloody nose hurts. And I mean literally. It's bloody.
Quote from: odeon on March 23, 2010, 11:57:20 AMMy bloody nose hurts. And I mean literally. It's bloody.Did you bump into something, or do you just have nosebleeds for no particular reason?
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 23, 2010, 11:58:33 AMQuote from: odeon on March 23, 2010, 11:57:20 AMMy bloody nose hurts. And I mean literally. It's bloody.Did you bump into something, or do you just have nosebleeds for no particular reason? I had surgery today. They opened up my airways so hopefully I'll be able to breathe properly soon.