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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11700 on: March 17, 2010, 06:41:35 AM »
Dangitall, I don't change from "Postwhore" to "Dedicated Postwhore" for another 504 posts!  :grrr:

You can get there! You can do it! GO GO GO!  :asthing:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11701 on: March 17, 2010, 06:42:39 AM »
I have to go to work soon, and I don't waaaaaaaaaaaant to...  (emo)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11702 on: March 17, 2010, 08:27:24 AM »
It's after midnight, the people next door just had a raging argument...

Now they are all hyperactive and being so fucking loud.

Thank God my bedrooms are on the opposite side of the house.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11703 on: March 17, 2010, 04:57:09 PM »
ST. LOUIS—An educated gentleman of discerning tastes entered a reputable public house Tuesday, whereupon he reportedly purchased a Budweiser American Lager. 'The crisp smoothness of this beer must come from its use of the choicest rice,' said the gentleman, who after expertly swirling the bottle in his hand took note of an aroma that he presumed to be the legacy of many generations of brewmasters and their uncompromising adherence to a classic recipe of five all-natural ingredients. 'And the distinct character of this lager is no doubt the product of its exclusive beechwood aging process. Truly, this be a king of beers.' Following the consumption of his eighth bottle, the gentleman excused himself, made his way into the lavatory, and vomited into a urinal.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11704 on: March 17, 2010, 07:40:18 PM »
ST. LOUIS—An educated gentleman of discerning tastes entered a reputable public house Tuesday, whereupon he reportedly purchased a Budweiser American Lager. 'The crisp smoothness of this beer must come from its use of the choicest rice,' said the gentleman, who after expertly swirling the bottle in his hand took note of an aroma that he presumed to be the legacy of many generations of brewmasters and their uncompromising adherence to a classic recipe of five all-natural ingredients. 'And the distinct character of this lager is no doubt the product of its exclusive beechwood aging process. Truly, this be a king of beers.' Following the consumption of his eighth bottle, the gentleman excused himself, made his way into the lavatory, and vomited into a urinal.

 :green:

And the others in the bar said:

 :hahaha: Haha, YOU PUKED!

As my friend the ex-bartender would say, "Drunks are so attractive."  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11705 on: March 18, 2010, 03:19:56 AM »
Essay, essay, essay, essay :GA:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11706 on: March 18, 2010, 10:52:06 PM »
Our lottery pool at my day job still hasn't hit the big jackpot, so we will have to work for at least another week.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11707 on: March 19, 2010, 05:15:55 AM »
And I have to get to work a little earlier today, and the burger place stays open later on Fridays and Saturdays too...long day ahead.  :violin:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11708 on: March 19, 2010, 07:05:28 AM »
Someone stole my Civil War saber not sure when I last had it out about a year ago
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11709 on: March 19, 2010, 01:28:56 PM »
Kill the fucking tosser.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11710 on: March 19, 2010, 01:40:56 PM »
:arrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11711 on: March 19, 2010, 06:13:50 PM »
Pampas grass.

WTF ever possesed me to make me plant this evil stuff? :bangbang:

Now, how do I kill it?

Ornamental grass rule #45, unless you can smoke it or mow the crap down...don't do it.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11712 on: March 19, 2010, 06:21:00 PM »
Pampas grass.

WTF ever possesed me to make me plant this evil stuff? :bangbang:

Now, how do I kill it?

Ornamental grass rule #45, unless you can smoke it or mow the crap down...don't do it.
plant kudzu

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11713 on: March 19, 2010, 06:51:33 PM »
Pampas grass.

WTF ever possesed me to make me plant this evil stuff? :bangbang:

Now, how do I kill it?

Ornamental grass rule #45, unless you can smoke it or mow the crap down...don't do it.

Round-up.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11714 on: March 19, 2010, 06:53:44 PM »
Pampas grass.

WTF ever possesed me to make me plant this evil stuff? :bangbang:

Now, how do I kill it?

Ornamental grass rule #45, unless you can smoke it or mow the crap down...don't do it.
plant kudzu