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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11535 on: March 01, 2010, 08:52:39 PM »
McJobs: What an Aspie does for a living, whilst the high-fiving, backslapping, social-networking assholes take the best positions, do one-tenth of the work, yet somehow reap the glory, high salaries, and lurks & perks. :zoinks:

Heh, I must confess, I do a fair amount of the social stuff with co-workers, but I'm not good at customer service or management tasks.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11536 on: March 01, 2010, 08:55:26 PM »
Getting arthritic-looking swellings in my index fingers. They don't hurt much yet, but looking down the road, I suspect I will have to find another, less physical way to make a living.


Aging hands just suck.

Aging eyes suck too

Yeah, I used to wear my glasses constantly, but as my eyes age, I must now take the glasses off in order to read. Heading for bifocals!  :headbang2:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11537 on: March 01, 2010, 09:16:31 PM »
McJobs: What an Aspie does for a living, whilst the high-fiving, backslapping, social-networking assholes take the best positions, do one-tenth of the work, yet somehow reap the glory, high salaries, and lurks & perks. :zoinks:

Heh, I must confess, I do a fair amount of the social stuff with co-workers, but I'm not good at customer service or management tasks.

Most of the McJobs I've worked at, the management would tolerate a certain amount of friendly banter & such (as long as there was no threat to productivity). But there were also a couple or three places where, the slightest sign from anyone that they actually were enjoying themselves at work, management would stomp in and crush those miscreants with heavy boots.  :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11538 on: March 01, 2010, 09:19:53 PM »
McJobs: What an Aspie does for a living, whilst the high-fiving, backslapping, social-networking assholes take the best positions, do one-tenth of the work, yet somehow reap the glory, high salaries, and lurks & perks. :zoinks:

Heh, I must confess, I do a fair amount of the social stuff with co-workers, but I'm not good at customer service or management tasks.

Most of the McJobs I've worked at, the management would tolerate a certain amount of friendly banter & such (as long as there was no threat to productivity). But there were also a couple or three places where, the slightest sign from anyone that they actually were enjoying themselves at work, management would stomp in and crush those miscreants with heavy boots.  :laugh:

Fortunately I work in friendly places.  :2thumbsup: Boo for the heavy managerial boots!  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11539 on: March 01, 2010, 11:17:57 PM »
Goddam clippers diced my goodies and I've been bleeding all day and now it's swelling up down there. Fuck! I had the #3 guard on!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11540 on: March 01, 2010, 11:40:05 PM »
Goddam clippers diced my goodies and I've been bleeding all day and now it's swelling up down there. Fuck! I had the #3 guard on!

Holy shit. Stop fucking shaving your nads.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11541 on: March 01, 2010, 11:50:28 PM »
Goddam clippers diced my goodies and I've been bleeding all day and now it's swelling up down there. Fuck! I had the #3 guard on!
I never used a guard the few times I used clippers on my nads.   I never cut myself either, but my hands are awesome with all of their dexterity and shit.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11542 on: March 01, 2010, 11:52:57 PM »
Goddam clippers diced my goodies and I've been bleeding all day and now it's swelling up down there. Fuck! I had the #3 guard on!

Holy shit. Stop fucking shaving your nads.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11543 on: March 02, 2010, 08:36:01 AM »
Appendicitis sucks.
is that what you have?

i had mine taken out when i was 3 or 4.

I had mine taken out a few days ago laparoscopically.  I got very sick, very quickly, but they found it with a blood test and a CAT scan and took it out before it ruptured, then sent me home the next afternoon.  I developed an infection in the place where my appendix used to be, so now I'm taking Cipro for it, along with a few different medicines for pain.
Wow, you were quick. It is uncommon for people around our age to get appendicitis. I had mine out when I was 24. They put me in the kids ward!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11544 on: March 02, 2010, 08:59:09 AM »
I can't sleep. Another one of those nights....uggh.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11545 on: March 02, 2010, 04:42:33 PM »
Getting arthritic-looking swellings in my index fingers. They don't hurt much yet, but looking down the road, I suspect I will have to find another, less physical way to make a living.


Aging hands just suck.

Aging eyes suck too

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11546 on: March 02, 2010, 08:42:19 PM »
Can't fucking sleep  :thumbdn:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11547 on: March 03, 2010, 01:11:07 AM »
i would like to bitch about TV dinners.

why can't they keep the fucking vegetables in their own place?

i hate it when different food mixes.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11548 on: March 03, 2010, 03:32:52 AM »
Also couldn't sleep.  The first 4 hours were ok, since I had lots of good ideas about something I'm working on, but then the part of my brain responsible for executive functions partially shut down from exhaustion and I lost most of my planning and problem solving abilities, so the next 4 hours were less interesting and less productive.  I managed to slip into something resembling a light sleep for about an hour before getting up this morning.

Does anyone else get physical sensations in their head depending on what their brain is up to?  I can feel various combinations of warmth, pressure, lactic-acid burning, blood vessels dilating or constricting and my pulse beating in my head when I'm having a productive brain-storm, with the sensations localised across my forehead and the front half of the top of my head and a little bit down the sides between my ears and temples.  There's a cool, tingling, heavy sensation in the same areas when my brain gets tired of grinding away at problems and starts to selectively shut down. 

When I have a bad day, I often have a tight, numb sensation in my forehead, and it becomes more noticeable when I try to do things that require a lot of executive control.  On worse days, when my ability to think clearly and deal with life's challenges has completely gone to shit, it feels like there's a lead blanket draped across my forehead and the front half of the top of my head.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11549 on: March 03, 2010, 06:05:12 AM »
Damn Callaway! Get better soon mate.  :hug:
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap