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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11475 on: February 22, 2010, 03:58:07 PM »
Kill them all! Off with their heads! :arrr: :arrr: :arrr:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11476 on: February 22, 2010, 08:07:14 PM »
I'm a bit migrainey myself today, and am thankful that elder son did not drench himself in cologne this morning like he sometimes does.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11477 on: February 22, 2010, 10:57:37 PM »
I'm a bit migrainey myself today, and am thankful that elder son did not drench himself in cologne this morning like he sometimes does.

Catch 22...B.O. is not a good option either! At least he cares enough to wear it!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11478 on: February 22, 2010, 11:23:44 PM »
He has a nice long shower every morning, then depending on his mood he will put on a modest amount of B.O. chaser, or a lavish quantity of eau de cologne plus the B.O. chaser. Some days, a palpable wave of aroma, strong enough to knock me down, comes blasting through the bedroom door. I have to turn on all the fans and take cover until it dissipates. :)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11479 on: February 23, 2010, 02:54:31 AM »
Just had a panic attack in a lecture for no reason. I left and am now in a somewhat peaceful computer lab. How am I going to get through uni like this?

Don't worry about answering it is just me thinking.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11480 on: February 23, 2010, 06:21:17 AM »
Just had a panic attack in a lecture for no reason. I left and am now in a somewhat peaceful computer lab. How am I going to get through uni like this?

Don't worry about answering it is just me thinking.

IMO, it's not for no reason.  You have too much stress going on in your life.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11481 on: February 23, 2010, 06:23:52 AM »
I probably have a gall-stone or at least an inflammation in the gall-bladder.  :thumbdn:

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Go see a doctor.
it is freeeeeeee.

Almost. It never costs more than about $120 a year, though.

Then go before you have even worse problems. 

My brother died of pancreatitis which was caused by gallstones he didn't even know he had.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11482 on: February 23, 2010, 08:24:39 AM »
My sons school nurse in a bitch argued with her this morning about one of the kids wanting to come home all she kept saying was that he didn't seem sick.  Fuck I wish he had vomited on her
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11483 on: February 23, 2010, 12:58:49 PM »
My sons school nurse in a bitch argued with her this morning about one of the kids wanting to come home all she kept saying was that he didn't seem sick.  Fuck I wish he had vomited on her
after further quizzing my son i found out that he had a major quiz later in the day.  one he had not prepared for.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11484 on: February 23, 2010, 02:14:07 PM »
Just had a panic attack in a lecture for no reason. I left and am now in a somewhat peaceful computer lab. How am I going to get through uni like this?

Don't worry about answering it is just me thinking.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11485 on: February 23, 2010, 03:23:31 PM »
My sons school nurse in a bitch argued with her this morning about one of the kids wanting to come home all she kept saying was that he didn't seem sick.  Fuck I wish he had vomited on her
after further quizzing my son i found out that he had a major quiz later in the day.  one he had not prepared for.

No he was sick when he left I told him to try and make it.  They have a very fucked up attendance policy I may bitch about but it isn't a short one
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11486 on: February 23, 2010, 03:52:46 PM »
My sons school nurse in a bitch argued with her this morning about one of the kids wanting to come home all she kept saying was that he didn't seem sick.  Fuck I wish he had vomited on her
after further quizzing my son i found out that he had a major quiz later in the day.  one he had not prepared for.

No he was sick when he left I told him to try and make it.  They have a very fucked up attendance policy I may bitch about but it isn't a short one
they get money from the state for attendence and are under presuure from the district to keep the kids in school?
Misunderstood.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11487 on: February 23, 2010, 04:10:19 PM »
My sons school nurse in a bitch argued with her this morning about one of the kids wanting to come home all she kept saying was that he didn't seem sick.  Fuck I wish he had vomited on her
after further quizzing my son i found out that he had a major quiz later in the day.  one he had not prepared for.

No he was sick when he left I told him to try and make it.  They have a very fucked up attendance policy I may bitch about but it isn't a short one
they get money from the state for attendence and are under presuure from the district to keep the kids in school?

That seems to be the case.  Has to have a note from a doctor to have an excused absence a note form me doesn't count for shit. After six unexcused he starts losing credit and everyone's been sick a lot this year
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11488 on: February 23, 2010, 05:24:47 PM »
my cat still only has 23 fans on facebook - why aren't people becoming a fan??? :bigcry:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #11489 on: February 24, 2010, 12:44:49 PM »
jeez I gotta stay the fuck off ebay... this shit is DANGEROUS  :laugh: