A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Kill them all! Off with their heads!
I'm a bit migrainey myself today, and am thankful that elder son did not drench himself in cologne this morning like he sometimes does.
Just had a panic attack in a lecture for no reason. I left and am now in a somewhat peaceful computer lab. How am I going to get through uni like this?Don't worry about answering it is just me thinking.
Quote from: McFiona on February 22, 2010, 01:27:02 AMQuote from: odeon on February 22, 2010, 01:26:11 AMQuote from: TheoK on February 21, 2010, 04:44:54 PMI probably have a gall-stone or at least an inflammation in the gall-bladder. Go see a doctor.it is freeeeeeee.Almost. It never costs more than about $120 a year, though.
Quote from: odeon on February 22, 2010, 01:26:11 AMQuote from: TheoK on February 21, 2010, 04:44:54 PMI probably have a gall-stone or at least an inflammation in the gall-bladder. Go see a doctor.it is freeeeeeee.
Quote from: TheoK on February 21, 2010, 04:44:54 PMI probably have a gall-stone or at least an inflammation in the gall-bladder. Go see a doctor.
I probably have a gall-stone or at least an inflammation in the gall-bladder.
My sons school nurse in a bitch argued with her this morning about one of the kids wanting to come home all she kept saying was that he didn't seem sick. Fuck I wish he had vomited on her
Quote from: parts on February 23, 2010, 08:24:39 AMMy sons school nurse in a bitch argued with her this morning about one of the kids wanting to come home all she kept saying was that he didn't seem sick. Fuck I wish he had vomited on herafter further quizzing my son i found out that he had a major quiz later in the day. one he had not prepared for.
Quote from: McFiona on February 23, 2010, 12:58:49 PMQuote from: parts on February 23, 2010, 08:24:39 AMMy sons school nurse in a bitch argued with her this morning about one of the kids wanting to come home all she kept saying was that he didn't seem sick. Fuck I wish he had vomited on herafter further quizzing my son i found out that he had a major quiz later in the day. one he had not prepared for.No he was sick when he left I told him to try and make it. They have a very fucked up attendance policy I may bitch about but it isn't a short one
Quote from: parts on February 23, 2010, 03:23:31 PMQuote from: McFiona on February 23, 2010, 12:58:49 PMQuote from: parts on February 23, 2010, 08:24:39 AMMy sons school nurse in a bitch argued with her this morning about one of the kids wanting to come home all she kept saying was that he didn't seem sick. Fuck I wish he had vomited on herafter further quizzing my son i found out that he had a major quiz later in the day. one he had not prepared for.No he was sick when he left I told him to try and make it. They have a very fucked up attendance policy I may bitch about but it isn't a short onethey get money from the state for attendence and are under presuure from the district to keep the kids in school?