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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10590 on: October 30, 2009, 02:41:11 PM »
I just got chocolate on my boob  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10591 on: October 30, 2009, 02:43:59 PM »
Quote from: Bint on October 30, 2009, 02:41:11 PM
I just got chocolate on my boob  :thumbdn:

 :orly:

The ex cancelled on kid duty tonight. He's lucky I didn't have any plans outside of the house. :P Oh well. More time to hang out with the monkeys and my evening starts at 7pm instead of 6pm. Not a big deal. Just sucks that he cancels because they were psyched he'd be home early.
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« Reply #10592 on: October 30, 2009, 06:22:23 PM »
Can't get to sleep  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10593 on: October 31, 2009, 04:40:13 AM »
Migraine won't let go completely. I slept for 12 hours (definitely record-breaking stuff for me) and I'm still tired.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10594 on: October 31, 2009, 05:15:56 AM »
Quote from: Bint on October 30, 2009, 02:41:11 PM
I just got chocolate on my boob  :thumbdn:

Chocolate boobs? Food and boobs all together sounds OK.  :zoinks:
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10595 on: October 31, 2009, 05:30:10 AM »
bit my lip twice in the same spot
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« Reply #10596 on: October 31, 2009, 08:43:16 AM »
My right hand has pins and needles   :thumbdn:
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« Reply #10597 on: October 31, 2009, 09:14:53 AM »
My cat pissed on the Halloween candy.  :facepalm2:

okay, well not really. The candy is still wrapped individually, still in the big bag they're packaged in, and in the shopping bag. So, well protected. But he pissed on the shopping bag. Thank god nothing got inside.
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« Reply #10598 on: October 31, 2009, 09:18:57 AM »
Being drizzled in cat piss could become their unique selling point, it is Halloween after all   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10599 on: October 31, 2009, 09:21:38 AM »
I meant candy. He pissed on the candy...er the shopping bag holding the candy.
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« Reply #10600 on: October 31, 2009, 09:23:44 AM »
I meant candy too  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10601 on: October 31, 2009, 09:33:35 AM »
One week.  I made it ONE. GODDAMN. WEEK.  before I had my usual "oh god what the hell did I get myself into?" freak out.  The really sad thing?  For me, that's progress.   :duh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10602 on: October 31, 2009, 09:35:55 AM »


Hey, progress is progress. Now you need to work on not kicking your own ass.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10603 on: October 31, 2009, 10:12:18 AM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 31, 2009, 09:35:55 AM
Hey, progress is progress. Now you need to work on not kicking your own ass.
True.  It never ends, does it?
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10604 on: October 31, 2009, 11:28:48 AM »


Quote from: PMS Elle on October 31, 2009, 10:12:18 AM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 31, 2009, 09:35:55 AM
Hey, progress is progress. Now you need to work on not kicking your own ass.
True.  It never ends, does it?


No, but it can get easier.
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