I just spilt my cereal onto myself. Way to go me.
cereal has this habit of getting into this exponential centrifugal rotating action once in the bowl.
i pick the bowl up, and for each step i take, the swirly splish-sploshy motion increases and increases, untill im spraying cereals all over the walls
i have to this day never tasted cereals, apart from the droplets that hit my face, on my way to the table.