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Quote from: Bint on October 19, 2009, 03:52:40 PMHave they taken Tamiflu yet?I looked up the NHS policy on Tamiflu, and their website says that they offer it to anyone with a confirmed case of it, plus children under the age of 5 are considered an at-risk category, but I don't generally have much to do with my sister, and I don't know whether or not they've taken it.
Have they taken Tamiflu yet?
Quote from: Bint on October 20, 2009, 10:38:17 AMOyster = thing in the sea that makes pearlsPaddington = a bear from a brit tv show that was quite popular over here. Fixed.
Oyster = thing in the sea that makes pearlsPaddington = a bear from a brit tv show that was quite popular over here.
My fucking oyster ran out and have no way of getting home from paddington. Fuck it
Quote from: Bint on October 20, 2009, 09:54:28 AMMy fucking oyster ran out and have no way of getting home from paddington. Fuck itI was thinking an "oyster" could be some kind of sex toy and "getting home from paddington" could be a euphemism for getting off.E.G.: I will be taking a trip downtown later, and will likely be getting home from paddington soon after. I may bring my oyster, as it makes the journey a bit easier.
another thing i just remember that i forgot to post yesterdaymy fucking shirt shrunk in the wash first time i washed it!!!!! it also died my brothers underpants pink (the shirt was a sort of dark red)
I just exfoliated my eyes by mistake