Just one quick bitch ...

[Trigger 11]

Darryl does not like central alarm systems when, in the middle of the night, one smoke detector goes bad and sets the entire system off, making it nearly impossible to figure out what unit has gone bad. Long story short...he is very, very tired and his ears may never stop ringing!!!

[odeon]

My throat hurts.

[Parts]

There is a block party with real shity live music a block away

[P7PSP]

There is a block party with real shity live music a block away

After a few beers you probably won't care.

[Parts]

There is a block party with real shity live music a block away

After a few beers you probably won't care.

I only have two and I don't know the people

[Blasted]

My aim fucking sucks.  Was aiming my cigarette butt for the big bins but somehow got it on top of the neighbour's car 

[Blasted]

I am bored, horny unsleepy and have college in 8 hours    Tonight sucks giant green STD laden cock.

[The_Chosen_One]

Why do all these infomercials and shit have to have annoying accents? Surely the average person doesn't speak like that in real life.

Also, why do all hairdressers have to sound like mincing flamers? I know some gay people, and they don't talk like that, so why the act?

Oh, and dropping aspirants is annoying too. Words such as 'herb', for example have a 'huh' sound, so they shouldn't be pronounced like 'erb' or 'erbal'.

Anyway, that's my whinge.

[Blasted]

Had to take up soul-destroying Media Studies cause Film Studies was full up, my Science GCSE wasn't enough for Physics and no other teacher wanted me

[TheoK]

I'm dizzy. 

[Parts]

Pinned my wrist under a peice of machinery I was moving didn't break the skin but indented it really deep and it hurts like fuck

[Callaway]

I'm dizzy. 

Have you been to the doctor yet?

[TheoK]

I'm dizzy. 

Have you been to the doctor yet?

Yup. The blood pressure was normal. Though my shrink has quit and I have no valium left. 

[P7PSP]

Pinned my wrist under a peice of machinery I was moving didn't break the skin but indented it really deep and it hurts like fuck

I hate when stuff like that happens. You better go easy on that wrist so it heals properly. I thought my finger was just jammed one time and figured out two weeks later it was broken.

[Callaway]

I'm dizzy. 

Have you been to the doctor yet?

Yup. The blood pressure was normal. Though my shrink has quit and I have no valium left. 

Did the doctor figure out the urethra problem, or has that gone away?