Just one quick bitch ...

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I have a cramp in my toes 

[The_Chosen_One]

OUCH!

Got this friend who got a laptop, and wants to get on the internet for the first time. Trouble is, her ex gave her the old dial-up account he had and only gave her 5 hours a week on it. Fucking Jewy prick. I told her to tell him it's as useless as a turd in a swimming pool cos for that amount of time you can't do Jack on the net. I mean, the cunt has broadband, and a laptop himself, but decided he wouldn't get a wireless modem so she could connect. They are separated, but live in the same house. She is in a wheelchair, and he does voluntary for the State Emergency Service, even though he says his back is fucked.

Gee I hate skinflints.

[TheoK]

Cowardly pissant bit me twice and I still haven't found it. 

[Gluey]

Hand hurts staple gun but I can still type.

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I'm wheezing like a fucking old man

[TheoK]

It's raining again and I can feel it in both my prostate and my left knee. 

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^You old geezer

[TheoK]

 

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Don't worry, I'm an old geezer too in terms of health    Good health is a pointless thing to have, we all die in the end anyway   

[TheoK]

 

[P7PSP]

I'm wheezing like a fucking old man

^You old geezer

Stop making fun of old guys. You'll hurt our feelings.

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I'm wheezing like a fucking old man

^You old geezer

Stop making fun of old guys. You'll hurt our feelings.

I'm sympathising 

Nice to see you back PPK.

[P7PSP]

Thanks it's good to be back. I needed time off the forums.

[Phlexor]

Thanks it's good to be back. I needed time off the forums.

Time off? You need to harden the fuck up. 

[P7PSP]

Thanks it's good to be back. I needed time off the forums.

Time off? You need to harden the fuck up. 

OUCH! I done got    :lol: