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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9240 on: July 03, 2009, 05:57:02 PM »
Something's wrong with my code, but I don't know what.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9241 on: July 03, 2009, 07:59:53 PM »
I went to go get some things done earlier and my key stuck in the lock integral with the door knob. So before I left I had to take the doorknob off of the door and set the doorknob with the key vertical and run some Kroil down the grooves into the lock mechanism to get the key to release. Then I put the doorknob back on the door and took care of my business. Brass is a metal with shit lubricity properties so instead of fucking around with the door every 18 months or so I need to remember to lube the locks every 6 months or so.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9242 on: July 04, 2009, 01:04:52 AM »
Actuarial tables would indicate I'm past my life's halfway point, and there are so many things waiting to be done! Why do I spend so many hours idling in the forums instead of doing those things?  :scratchhead:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9243 on: July 07, 2009, 05:20:40 PM »
What the FUCK is wrong with my eye goddammit

I swear that's what's giving me a headache

But unless I'm dead, I have to get up early tomorrow...

Seriously, the shit I ill get from my mum if I don't... it just aint worth it  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9244 on: July 07, 2009, 07:15:09 PM »
Can't sleep and have nothing to do with myself  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9245 on: July 07, 2009, 07:18:08 PM »
I could make a dirty joke about that... but I won't :tinfoil:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9246 on: July 07, 2009, 07:19:11 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9247 on: July 07, 2009, 08:40:06 PM »
I need to pee but am not arsed to go downstairs.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9248 on: July 07, 2009, 09:28:42 PM »
I took my son go-karting today with his cousins. He was too small, so we went together in a two-seater. Before we started I told his cousins we were not racing. So of course they intentionally bumped us and the spun each other out in front of us so we could do nothing but slam into them. My son is okay, but I am having a lot of neck and shoulder pain. Dumbasses thought they were NASCAR drivers.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9249 on: July 07, 2009, 09:33:35 PM »
Quote from: Sophosaurus on July 07, 2009, 05:20:40 PM
What the FUCK is wrong with my eye goddammit

I swear that's what's giving me a headache

But unless I'm dead, I have to get up early tomorrow...

Seriously, the shit I ill get from my mum if I don't... it just aint worth it  :laugh:
You may need a new eyeglass prescription Soph.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9250 on: July 07, 2009, 10:29:52 PM »
I have to go to the doctor today and I don't want to leave the house.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9251 on: July 08, 2009, 01:03:28 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on July 07, 2009, 10:29:52 PM
I have to go to the doctor today and I don't want to leave the house.

See, why cant you have dr visits via webcam?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9252 on: July 08, 2009, 01:08:35 AM »
Quote from: Phlexor on July 08, 2009, 01:03:28 AM
Quote from: renaeden on July 07, 2009, 10:29:52 PM
I have to go to the doctor today and I don't want to leave the house.

See, why cant you have dr visits via webcam?

Or via a Star Wars like machine which could beam up an examinable projection of you  :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9253 on: July 08, 2009, 02:52:34 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on July 07, 2009, 10:29:52 PM
I have to go to the doctor today and I don't want to leave the house.
Those type of days can be annoying.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9254 on: July 08, 2009, 04:19:01 AM »
Quote from: Phlexor on July 08, 2009, 01:03:28 AM
Quote from: renaeden on July 07, 2009, 10:29:52 PM
I have to go to the doctor today and I don't want to leave the house.
See, why cant you have dr visits via webcam?
This time I needed some paperwork anyway. Plus I had to sign something and give it back to the doctor. I am getting another mental health care plan.
Quote from: PPK on July 08, 2009, 02:52:34 AM
Quote from: renaeden on July 07, 2009, 10:29:52 PM
I have to go to the doctor today and I don't want to leave the house.
Those type of days can be annoying.
:indeed: I went and got petrol as well so I am glad I got something else done wh9ile I was out.
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