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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9045 on: June 24, 2009, 09:03:36 PM »
Quote from: parts on June 24, 2009, 08:05:21 PM
Quote from: PPK on June 24, 2009, 06:56:25 PM
I would put that in the learning about oxidation/high order reaction lesson plan area myself.

Thinking of having one of those lesson plans for tomorrow close enough to the 4TH nobody would notice :laugh: 
Fuck yeah!  :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9046 on: June 25, 2009, 06:08:57 AM »
Stupid voicemail that won't delete itself.
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« Reply #9047 on: June 25, 2009, 11:49:13 AM »
I blew my nose while driving to town and it started bleeding (my nose, not town).  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9048 on: June 25, 2009, 12:53:23 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on June 25, 2009, 11:49:13 AM
I blew my nose while driving to town and it started bleeding (my nose, not town).  :thumbdn:

Vaseline on a q tip. Stick it in your nostrils and roll it around, getting a good coverage.

Probably the cappilaries in your nasal passage are close to the surface, and are rupturing due to allergy swellage. Do the vaseline thing I told you.
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« Reply #9049 on: June 25, 2009, 12:55:32 PM »
Vaseline!  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9050 on: June 25, 2009, 01:14:25 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on June 25, 2009, 11:49:13 AM
I blew my nose while driving to town and it started bleeding (my nose, not town).  :thumbdn:

If the town had started bleeding, that would be kinda cool you know. Some horror movie shit right there!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9051 on: June 25, 2009, 01:15:39 PM »
Some fucking cunt is playing loud shitty R&B right underneath my window which I can't even shut cause it's too bloody hot  :grrr:
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« Reply #9052 on: June 25, 2009, 01:17:39 PM »
Quote from: Sergeant Major Bint on June 25, 2009, 01:15:39 PM
Some fucking cunt is playing loud shitty R&B right underneath my window which I can't even shut cause it's too bloody hot  :grrr:

You mean there is good R&B?  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9053 on: June 25, 2009, 01:18:45 PM »
Quote from: Sergeant Major Bint on June 25, 2009, 01:15:39 PM
Some fucking cunt is playing loud shitty R&B right underneath my window which I can't even shut cause it's too bloody hot  :grrr:

If I were there this wouldn't happen. The power of my glare has been known to cause attack dogs to piss themselves.
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9054 on: June 25, 2009, 01:21:46 PM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on June 25, 2009, 01:17:39 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Major Bint on June 25, 2009, 01:15:39 PM
Some fucking cunt is playing loud shitty R&B right underneath my window which I can't even shut cause it's too bloody hot  :grrr:

You mean there is good R&B?  :zombiefuck:

Very true  :lol:

Now the stupid fucks are singing (if it can be called that) along to it :aff:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9055 on: June 25, 2009, 03:09:29 PM »
 :thumbdn: ad hoc Karoake.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9056 on: June 25, 2009, 03:37:17 PM »
It's always the ones who listen to the shit music who play it the loudest (except when it's me playing mine loud  :lol: )

Whenever there are other students listening to music on their phone you can guarantee they're listening to crap
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9057 on: June 26, 2009, 09:31:13 AM »
The chav who fancied me added me on Facebook :aff:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9058 on: June 26, 2009, 01:14:12 PM »
Heather started talking to me on MSN :GA: She's the ex-rival of my ex-crush :aff:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9059 on: June 26, 2009, 01:17:28 PM »
Why the fuck do they play classical piano music in a documentary about the Beatles?
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