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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9015 on: June 23, 2009, 05:44:57 PM »
Ugh. Tell them they're sexually assaulting your unborn child.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9016 on: June 23, 2009, 05:46:20 PM »
My little brother stole one of my German soldiers from my room and the dog chewed it.

My brother and my dog have no respect for ma authoriteh whatsoeva  :duh:

(I should also add, out of a pack of 9 soldiers, I gave 6 to my brother in the hope that that would mean 3 for me would be safe, obviously not!)  :lol:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9017 on: June 23, 2009, 05:46:43 PM »
After more than 20 years it does get annoying.

People grinning, smiling, putting their hand either on my or their abdomen, smiling even more, looking at my belly. 'Wink, wink, say no more, say no more'.

I'm a very huggy touch loving person, but the amount of people that is allowed to touch my abdomen is very small. And I don't want pregnancy comments anymore.


Lemme finger your bellybutton. :lol:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9018 on: June 23, 2009, 05:52:50 PM »
After more than 20 years it does get annoying.

People grinning, smiling, putting their hand either on my or their abdomen, smiling even more, looking at my belly. 'Wink, wink, say no more, say no more'.

I'm a very huggy touch loving person, but the amount of people that is allowed to touch my abdomen is very small. And I don't want pregnancy comments anymore.


Lemme finger your bellybutton. :lol:
LOL, you found my intouchable spot.

I would have violently kicked away anyone trying that 10 years ago.

Did get a bit 'better' after that.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9019 on: June 23, 2009, 06:04:31 PM »
After more than 20 years it does get annoying.

People grinning, smiling, putting their hand either on my or their abdomen, smiling even more, looking at my belly. 'Wink, wink, say no more, say no more'.

I'm a very huggy touch loving person, but the amount of people that is allowed to touch my abdomen is very small. And I don't want pregnancy comments anymore.


Lemme finger your bellybutton. :lol:
LOL, you found my intouchable spot.

I would have violently kicked away anyone trying that 10 years ago.

Did get a bit 'better' after that.

Muahaha how did I know?

Naw don't feel weird. I get kinda grumpy when people try to touch anywhere around my head or my face.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9020 on: June 23, 2009, 07:32:21 PM »
My little brother stole one of my German soldiers from my room and the dog chewed it.

My brother and my dog have no respect for ma authoriteh whatsoeva  :duh:

(I should also add, out of a pack of 9 soldiers, I gave 6 to my brother in the hope that that would mean 3 for me would be safe, obviously not!)  :lol:
I remember playing with my little plastic toy soldiers when I was 7 or 8 and the flame thrower guy caught another one on fire just like the Japs in WWII movies. A piece of hot plastic dripped on my hand in the v web between the tumb and index of my left hand. I quickly grabbed it off and it took off a piece of skin about the size of a dime ( ~ 17 mm for you Euro/Aussie types ). I had to hide that from my mother until the skin grew back and it hurt for a while.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9021 on: June 23, 2009, 07:56:38 PM »
My little brother stole one of my German soldiers from my room and the dog chewed it.

My brother and my dog have no respect for ma authoriteh whatsoeva  :duh:

(I should also add, out of a pack of 9 soldiers, I gave 6 to my brother in the hope that that would mean 3 for me would be safe, obviously not!)  :lol:
I remember playing with my little plastic toy soldiers when I was 7 or 8 and the flame thrower guy caught another one on fire just like the Japs in WWII movies. A piece of hot plastic dripped on my hand in the v web between the tumb and index of my left hand. I quickly grabbed it off and it took off a piece of skin about the size of a dime ( ~ 17 mm for you Euro/Aussie types ). I had to hide that from my mother until the skin grew back and it hurt for a while.

Wonder how many here hid injuries  like that here I know I did :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9022 on: June 24, 2009, 02:51:49 AM »
Ugh. Tell them they're sexually assaulting your unborn child.

Gonna try that the next time  :evillaugh:,

I used to tell them that it was an inmmaculate miracle.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9023 on: June 24, 2009, 03:03:23 AM »
My little brother stole one of my German soldiers from my room and the dog chewed it.

My brother and my dog have no respect for ma authoriteh whatsoeva  :duh:

(I should also add, out of a pack of 9 soldiers, I gave 6 to my brother in the hope that that would mean 3 for me would be safe, obviously not!)  :lol:
I remember playing with my little plastic toy soldiers when I was 7 or 8 and the flame thrower guy caught another one on fire just like the Japs in WWII movies. A piece of hot plastic dripped on my hand in the v web between the tumb and index of my left hand. I quickly grabbed it off and it took off a piece of skin about the size of a dime ( ~ 17 mm for you Euro/Aussie types ). I had to hide that from my mother until the skin grew back and it hurt for a while.

Wonder how many here hid injuries  like that here I know I did :laugh:

Lol, memories.

My dad would try and hide his pains and wounds, but I would know. So he'd avoid me completely when something was wrong. And I'd know even better.  :green:

The wounds of my eldest brother were always that massive that they could not be hidden.
If he came in asking for a bandaid, he'd be brought to the GP in a hurry, for stiches.

But yeah, hiding injuries, pains etc. I admit :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9024 on: June 24, 2009, 03:10:46 AM »
After more than 20 years it does get annoying.

People grinning, smiling, putting their hand either on my or their abdomen, smiling even more, looking at my belly. 'Wink, wink, say no more, say no more'.

I'm a very huggy touch loving person, but the amount of people that is allowed to touch my abdomen is very small. And I don't want pregnancy comments anymore.


Lemme finger your bellybutton. :lol:
LOL, you found my intouchable spot.

I would have violently kicked away anyone trying that 10 years ago.

Did get a bit 'better' after that.

Muahaha how did I know?

Naw don't feel weird. I get kinda grumpy when people try to touch anywhere around my head or my face.

Good to know  :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9025 on: June 24, 2009, 03:23:40 AM »
My little brother stole one of my German soldiers from my room and the dog chewed it.

My brother and my dog have no respect for ma authoriteh whatsoeva  :duh:

(I should also add, out of a pack of 9 soldiers, I gave 6 to my brother in the hope that that would mean 3 for me would be safe, obviously not!)  :lol:
I remember playing with my little plastic toy soldiers when I was 7 or 8 and the flame thrower guy caught another one on fire just like the Japs in WWII movies. A piece of hot plastic dripped on my hand in the v web between the tumb and index of my left hand. I quickly grabbed it off and it took off a piece of skin about the size of a dime ( ~ 17 mm for you Euro/Aussie types ). I had to hide that from my mother until the skin grew back and it hurt for a while.

Wonder how many here hid injuries  like that here I know I did :laugh:

Lol, memories.

My dad would try and hide his pains and wounds, but I would know. So he'd avoid me completely when something was wrong. And I'd know even better.  :green:

The wounds of my eldest brother were always that massive that they could not be hidden.
If he came in asking for a bandaid, he'd be brought to the GP in a hurry, for stiches.

But yeah, hiding injuries, pains etc. I admit :laugh:

I always laugh off any injuries  :P  When I ruptured the joint capsule in my leg, I told everyone I'm fine and carried on walking till I nearly fainted from the pain  ::)  It ended with me being carried back to the hotel (this was on a summer camp) by one of the boys and then carted off to the hospital in an ambulance.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9026 on: June 24, 2009, 06:31:31 AM »
After more than 20 years it does get annoying.

People grinning, smiling, putting their hand either on my or their abdomen, smiling even more, looking at my belly. 'Wink, wink, say no more, say no more'.

I'm a very huggy touch loving person, but the amount of people that is allowed to touch my abdomen is very small. And I don't want pregnancy comments anymore.


Lemme finger your bellybutton. :lol:
LOL, you found my intouchable spot.

I would have violently kicked away anyone trying that 10 years ago.

Did get a bit 'better' after that.

Muahaha how did I know?

Naw don't feel weird. I get kinda grumpy when people try to touch anywhere around my head or my face.

Good to know  :laugh:

I'd let you.  :)
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9027 on: June 24, 2009, 06:33:52 AM »
After more than 20 years it does get annoying.

People grinning, smiling, putting their hand either on my or their abdomen, smiling even more, looking at my belly. 'Wink, wink, say no more, say no more'.

I'm a very huggy touch loving person, but the amount of people that is allowed to touch my abdomen is very small. And I don't want pregnancy comments anymore.


Lemme finger your bellybutton. :lol:
LOL, you found my intouchable spot.

I would have violently kicked away anyone trying that 10 years ago.

Did get a bit 'better' after that.

Muahaha how did I know?

Naw don't feel weird. I get kinda grumpy when people try to touch anywhere around my head or my face.

Good to know  :laugh:

I'd let you.  :)

Good because I like your face a lot  8)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9028 on: June 24, 2009, 06:34:52 AM »
After more than 20 years it does get annoying.

People grinning, smiling, putting their hand either on my or their abdomen, smiling even more, looking at my belly. 'Wink, wink, say no more, say no more'.

I'm a very huggy touch loving person, but the amount of people that is allowed to touch my abdomen is very small. And I don't want pregnancy comments anymore.


Lemme finger your bellybutton. :lol:
LOL, you found my intouchable spot.

I would have violently kicked away anyone trying that 10 years ago.

Did get a bit 'better' after that.

Muahaha how did I know?

Naw don't feel weird. I get kinda grumpy when people try to touch anywhere around my head or my face.

Good to know  :laugh:

I'd let you.  :)

Good because I like your face a lot  8)

Well i'll allow you to touch it, and I won't even break you for doing it.   :eyelash:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9029 on: June 24, 2009, 06:36:45 AM »
After more than 20 years it does get annoying.

People grinning, smiling, putting their hand either on my or their abdomen, smiling even more, looking at my belly. 'Wink, wink, say no more, say no more'.

I'm a very huggy touch loving person, but the amount of people that is allowed to touch my abdomen is very small. And I don't want pregnancy comments anymore.


Lemme finger your bellybutton. :lol:
LOL, you found my intouchable spot.

I would have violently kicked away anyone trying that 10 years ago.

Did get a bit 'better' after that.

Muahaha how did I know?

Naw don't feel weird. I get kinda grumpy when people try to touch anywhere around my head or my face.

Good to know  :laugh:

I'd let you.  :)

Good because I like your face a lot  8)

Well i'll allow you to touch it, and I won't even break you for doing it.   :eyelash:

Just touch it?  Nothing else?  :zoinks: