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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8895 on: June 17, 2009, 12:58:15 PM »
It's band practice time for my twenty something neighbor who still lives with mommy. Already retreated into the house but it's loud.  Not really that bad but the same song twenty times in a row really sucks
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8896 on: June 17, 2009, 01:01:11 PM »
I hate picking up dog shit!  :angrydance:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8897 on: June 17, 2009, 01:04:44 PM »
Squirted pink fluid all over room by squeezing the frog too hard and had to clean it up  :facepalm2:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8898 on: June 17, 2009, 01:05:24 PM »
You know you really shouldn't torture your frog  :eh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8899 on: June 17, 2009, 01:28:51 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on June 17, 2009, 01:01:11 PM
I hate picking up dog shit!  :angrydance:


Then don't fucking follow me so closely.

... and to be frank, you don't have to pick it up for me. I eat it on the return trip.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8900 on: June 17, 2009, 01:50:53 PM »
Quote from: Miss Moon on June 17, 2009, 01:04:44 PM
Squirted pink fluid all over room by squeezing the frog too hard and had to clean it up  :facepalm2:

Haha quite the grip you got there.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8901 on: June 17, 2009, 02:00:02 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on June 17, 2009, 01:28:51 PM
Quote from: Heinrich on June 17, 2009, 01:01:11 PM
I hate picking up dog shit!  :angrydance:


Then don't fucking follow me so closely.

... and to be frank, you don't have to pick it up for me. I eat it on the return trip.

That's several kinds of wrong all rolled into one.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8902 on: June 17, 2009, 02:01:10 PM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on June 17, 2009, 02:00:02 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on June 17, 2009, 01:28:51 PM
Quote from: Heinrich on June 17, 2009, 01:01:11 PM
I hate picking up dog shit!  :angrydance:


Then don't fucking follow me so closely.

... and to be frank, you don't have to pick it up for me. I eat it on the return trip.

That's several kinds of wrong all rolled into one.

Its a dog thing. Some of them are obsessive about recycling I guess. Lmao.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8903 on: June 18, 2009, 02:44:22 AM »
Nicked myself whilst shaving.  Then when I was putting on moisturiser, completely forgot about it and rubbed cream in it.  Stings like hell  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8904 on: June 18, 2009, 04:36:54 AM »
Quote from: Miss Moon on June 18, 2009, 02:44:22 AM
Nicked myself whilst shaving.  Then when I was putting on moisturiser, completely forgot about it and rubbed cream in it.  Stings like hell  >:(

Better get it out of the way before someone else asks, was it in your genetal region?  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8905 on: June 18, 2009, 05:06:45 AM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on June 18, 2009, 04:36:54 AM
Quote from: Miss Moon on June 18, 2009, 02:44:22 AM
Nicked myself whilst shaving.  Then when I was putting on moisturiser, completely forgot about it and rubbed cream in it.  Stings like hell  >:(

Better get it out of the way before someone else asks, was it in your genetal region?  :zoinks:

If it was post photos so we can advise you on proper first aid :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8906 on: June 18, 2009, 05:11:25 AM »
i'm an idiot.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8907 on: June 18, 2009, 06:54:56 AM »
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8908 on: June 18, 2009, 07:27:09 AM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on June 18, 2009, 04:36:54 AM
Quote from: Miss Moon on June 18, 2009, 02:44:22 AM
Nicked myself whilst shaving.  Then when I was putting on moisturiser, completely forgot about it and rubbed cream in it.  Stings like hell  >:(

Better get it out of the way before someone else asks, was it in your genetal region?  :zoinks:

Legs  :zoinks:  I wax the genital region otherwise the itchiness of hairs growing back would kill me  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8909 on: June 18, 2009, 07:38:27 AM »
Argh I have no glasses and won't be able to get any new ones for maybe a week. S'my own fault though  :duh:
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