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Offline DirtDawg

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8850 on: June 12, 2009, 05:06:21 PM »
My wife does not want to drive her car anymore, after all those around hers had so much horrible damage and hers didn't get anything except a couple of dozen tiny dents, barely visible, no deeper than a playing card's thickness.

She wants to buy a new car. She doesn't trust this one.

No amount of trying to make her understand that the fact that hers got nothing is IN FACT a good sign, is working. She doesn't trust it anymore and does not feel comfortable driving it.


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I am still going to have to buy a new car this month.


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If only I had the power to help her to see beyond yesterday!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8851 on: June 12, 2009, 06:04:49 PM »
What doesn't she trust about it?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8852 on: June 12, 2009, 07:11:53 PM »


She is afraid that there are now a thousand things that will go wrong with it, which are hidden from view and which the mechanics can not find untill she is stranded somewhere. She no longer feels that she can depend on her car.



Fuck!! I though I was the one being mystical by giving credit to some force beyond my understanding for the fact that her car had no damage. Now she expects for hidden damage to crop up at odd times.

I may not be able to get past this one. She is convinced that her car has suffered the same degree of damage,  the same as those which had panels pummeled and windows blown out and seats ripped up, but it is not yet visible.

She can not accept that we got a bye from the expense of a storm-wrecked car.


I am throwing my hands up. It's been all week (since Monday!) trying to convince her that her car is the same as it was before.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8853 on: June 13, 2009, 01:56:26 AM »
How does she know that a new car would be better? Why wouldn't a new one have hidden defects?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8854 on: June 13, 2009, 03:23:34 AM »
Perhaps she thinks it's jinxed or something, and is using the 'hidden damage' thing as an excuse so that she looks slightly less silly.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8855 on: June 13, 2009, 04:51:43 AM »
I lost Friday don't know how but woke up today and it's Saturday  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8856 on: June 13, 2009, 06:43:54 AM »
I hate weekends  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8857 on: June 13, 2009, 07:26:05 AM »
Quote from: parts on June 13, 2009, 04:51:43 AM
I lost Friday don't know how but woke up today and it's Saturday  :-\

maybe you took so much xanax :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8858 on: June 13, 2009, 07:29:29 AM »
Xanax is BRAVE!  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8859 on: June 13, 2009, 07:31:10 AM »
yes it's awesome
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8860 on: June 13, 2009, 08:33:41 AM »
Quote from: parts on June 13, 2009, 04:51:43 AM
I lost Friday don't know how but woke up today and it's Saturday  :-\

You posted a lot for somebody lost.  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8861 on: June 13, 2009, 09:12:33 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on June 13, 2009, 08:33:41 AM
Quote from: parts on June 13, 2009, 04:51:43 AM
I lost Friday don't know how but woke up today and it's Saturday  :-\

You posted a lot for somebody lost.  :P
FUGUE STATE!!!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8862 on: June 13, 2009, 09:42:55 AM »
xanax haze
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8863 on: June 13, 2009, 09:59:18 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 13, 2009, 09:12:33 AM
Quote from: Pyraxis on June 13, 2009, 08:33:41 AM
Quote from: parts on June 13, 2009, 04:51:43 AM
I lost Friday don't know how but woke up today and it's Saturday  :-\

You posted a lot for somebody lost.  :P
FUGUE STATE!!!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8864 on: June 13, 2009, 02:40:38 PM »
Quote from: parts on June 13, 2009, 04:51:43 AM
I lost Friday don't know how but woke up today and it's Saturday  :-\

Damn, and I thought it was Sunday.  :zombiefuck:

I loose days all the time.  :laugh:
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