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Offline Adam

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8805 on: June 10, 2009, 10:07:05 AM »
Do moomintrolls have vaginas? Or any other fuckable parts?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8806 on: June 10, 2009, 10:12:28 AM »
Quote from: Heinrich on June 10, 2009, 10:07:05 AM
Do moomintrolls have vaginas? Or any other fuckable parts?

I don't know. You never see that in the books or movies about them.  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8807 on: June 10, 2009, 12:31:06 PM »
Quote from: PPK on June 10, 2009, 05:56:26 AM
Did your Guinea Pig have a claimed IQ of 145 in the dream?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8808 on: June 10, 2009, 01:23:14 PM »
All the fuckers smoking weed at the show last night! My throat is so dry and I have a wicked hangover. :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8809 on: June 10, 2009, 02:04:53 PM »
The people who I was working for made me wait over an hour and a half to give me a check while they discussed it and asked the same questions over and over
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8810 on: June 10, 2009, 03:01:39 PM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on June 10, 2009, 01:23:14 PM
All the fuckers smoking weed at the show last night! My throat is so dry and I have a wicked hangover. :zombiefuck:
From drinking alcohol?   Weed has psychological effects... I have never had a hangover from it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8811 on: June 10, 2009, 03:27:01 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on June 10, 2009, 03:01:39 PM
Quote from: Trigger11 on June 10, 2009, 01:23:14 PM
All the fuckers smoking weed at the show last night! My throat is so dry and I have a wicked hangover. :zombiefuck:
From drinking alcohol?   Weed has psychological effects... I have never had a hangover from it.

Hangover as in wicked headache and general blah feeling. I've never been dunk, so I don't really know what an actual hangover entails. Just an expression. Sadly, no psychological effects. :'(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8812 on: June 10, 2009, 03:47:28 PM »
You're that much of a dry-arse that you don't even touch alcohol?

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What.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8813 on: June 10, 2009, 04:56:12 PM »
Quote from: Shleed. on June 10, 2009, 03:47:28 PM
You're that much of a dry-arse that you don't even touch alcohol?

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What.

I agree. What the fuck trigger. ???
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8814 on: June 11, 2009, 06:46:55 AM »
Quote from: Dacian on June 10, 2009, 06:25:41 AM
My jaw is broken  :( Someone's stealing my fish and the cat (who certainly isn't the one stealing the fish - honest) has cut my feet to ribbons.
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How did that happen???
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8815 on: June 11, 2009, 06:48:16 AM »
I don't think I ever had a hangover. I puke if I drink too much red wine but I can easily drink ½ litre of whisky in a few hours, and I never get headache from it. I just fall asleep and wake up very thirsty.  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8816 on: June 11, 2009, 06:48:35 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on June 11, 2009, 06:46:55 AM
Quote from: Dacian on June 10, 2009, 06:25:41 AM
My jaw is broken  :( Someone's stealing my fish and the cat (who certainly isn't the one stealing the fish - honest) has cut my feet to ribbons.
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How did that happen???

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8817 on: June 11, 2009, 08:57:28 AM »
I once knew a girl who broke her jaw trying to suck me off  :)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8818 on: June 11, 2009, 09:18:06 AM »
I hate:

my fucking stepdad goes through my stuff when I'm at school  :grrr:

stupid cunts who put their shite music on loudspeaker on the bus and force me to endure it.

the tube strike due to which I have to put up with the above and spend 2 and a half hours travelling to college  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8819 on: June 11, 2009, 12:12:35 PM »
Quote from: Le Revenant on June 11, 2009, 09:18:06 AM
I hate:

my fucking stepdad goes through my stuff when I'm at school  :grrr:

stupid cunts who put their shite music on loudspeaker on the bus and force me to endure it.

the tube strike due to which I have to put up with the above and spend 2 and a half hours travelling to college  >:(

Now you see why gun laws are cowardly. If you lived in Vermont, you could just buy a gun and kill your step dad.
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