Just one quick bitch ...

[SleepyDragon]

My foster son got suspended for playing hacky sac in the hall with just 5 minutes to the end of the day for two days

Hmph, way to overreact, there, teachers!

Trying to imagine what I would have done if it had been one of my children.

1. Gone to the school and raised merry hell with the powers-that-be.
2. Privately taken my son to one side and given him an ear-scorching lecture.
3. Taken him out to Maccas for breakfast anyway.

[Eclair]

I'm getting old and need glasses to use the comp!!

I read  this as...

It can be nurtured, though. Like I said somewhere a couple weeks ago, I make a slutty gardener, but I'm trying to learn.

 

  Projection, perhaps?

 :lol: Very clever...yes, you are probably correct...nothing like getting down and dirty in the outdoors....or a mud wrestle or two   

Pity my fantasies haven't yet lived up to my celibate reality at present!

[renaeden]

I had an awful night last night. I kept hearing the radio or something playing, bits of songs all the time. But there was no radio. Then I got a migraine and some sort of fever where I eneded up drenched in sweat and had to have a shower. Then I was sick from the migraine. This was all in the space of about two hours. Then it took me a long time to go to sleep because the imaginary radio was playing so loud.

[Phlexor]

I had an awful night last night. I kept hearing the radio or something playing, bits of songs all the time. But there was no radio. Then I got a migraine and some sort of fever where I eneded up drenched in sweat and had to have a shower. Then I was sick from the migraine. This was all in the space of about two hours. Then it took me a long time to go to sleep because the imaginary radio was playing so loud.

Simple solution, turn a real radio on so you can't hear the imaginary one.

[DirtDawg]

That will probably work, but since I almost NEVER turn off my music, I am not the best person to comment about "just turning some on for a while."

[DirtDawg]

I am such a fucking idiot!!

I made red meat and both my kids ate rare (seriously half raw!), red meat like wild starving cave"people"  (they've done this several times before - we all love bloody red meat) along with a baked potato and some veggies. I know they had to be close to "stuffed,"  but I had also made tapioca pudding.  I had some fancy (Girl Scout) macaroons to crumble up under the pudding and some  (shitty, spray)  "whipped" cream and hot caramel to drizzle as a topping.

My son was eating everything and hesitated at the dessert. I (in an effort to appeal to a ten year old MALE child) told him it was made out of frog eyes and if he looks closely he can Just make them out and he can feel them "because they are squishy."   Well he gobbled it down, but my daughter, who had eaten an entire eight ounce, rare steak by herself(!!) began to cry for all the little froggies who had to give up their eyes for us to have a dessert.


I am such a fucking idiot!!

[El]

Being a strong, independent woman who does not need a man to complete her does not preclude me from really really really missing sex.

[Alex179]

Being a strong, independent woman who does not need a man to complete her does not preclude me from really really really missing sex.

That is called a libido.   Get a rabbit pearl since you aren't that into meaningless random hookups (high STD risk).

[El]

Being a strong, independent woman who does not need a man to complete her does not preclude me from really really really missing sex.

That is called a libido.   Get a rabbit pearl since you aren't that into meaningless random hookups (high STD risk).

I have vibrators, I just miss having a human being to do the job for me.  Damn my practicality about my own health and safety!!!

[driftingblizzard]

Being a strong, independent woman who does not need a man to complete her does not preclude me from really really really missing sex.

Aren't you glad you're not ugly, THEN what would you do!...

[Phlexor]

Being a strong, independent woman who does not need a man to complete her does not preclude me from really really really missing sex.

Maybe you need another woman to complete you? Or complete some I² members wet dreams. 

[El]

Being a strong, independent woman who does not need a man to complete her does not preclude me from really really really missing sex.

Aren't you glad you're not ugly, THEN what would you do!...

The same thing as I am now.  Be single and frustrated. 

[El]

Being a strong, independent woman who does not need a man to complete her does not preclude me from really really really missing sex.

Maybe you need another woman to complete you? Or complete some I² members wet dreams. 

Eh.  I need more free time so I can start actively looking again, or I need someone to build me a sexbot.

[Trigger 11]

Being a strong, independent woman who does not need a man to complete her does not preclude me from really really really missing sex.

Maybe you need another woman to complete you? Or complete some I² members wet dreams. 

Eh.  I need more free time so I can start actively looking again, or I need someone to build me a sexbot.

I saw a video for some version of these. All the girl has to do is lay there with her legs spread. These things could make us men useless someday.

[driftingblizzard]

Being a strong, independent woman who does not need a man to complete her does not preclude me from really really really missing sex.

Maybe you need another woman to complete you? Or complete some I² members wet dreams. 

Eh.  I need more free time so I can start actively looking again, or I need someone to build me a sexbot.

I saw a video for some version of these. All the girl has to do is lay there with her legs spread. These things could make us men useless someday.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.!!!        Someone's gotta pay the bills..