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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8085 on: March 16, 2009, 07:10:29 AM »
This is the place for one quick bitch.
I hate ear plugs. I wore them for years when forklift driving and I hope never to wear them again. They hurt my ears.
Ah well, there are two quick bitches now. I feel better. :)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8086 on: March 16, 2009, 08:33:59 AM »
This is the place for one quick bitch.
I hate ear plugs. I wore them for years when forklift driving and I hope never to wear them again. They hurt my ears.
Ah well, there are two quick bitches now. I feel better. :)

Forklift driving's fun.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8087 on: March 16, 2009, 08:43:47 AM »
I am sick of people on the train listening to their mp3 players so loudly that I know what songs they have on. There is some shit music out there and I shouldn't have to listen to it. 
 >:(

Just sit back and feel happy that they are destroying their hearing.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8088 on: March 16, 2009, 11:00:43 AM »
I am sick of people on the train listening to their mp3 players so loudly that I know what songs they have on. There is some shit music out there and I shouldn't have to listen to it. 
 >:(

Just sit back and feel happy that they are destroying their hearing.

Soon to be summer here and the thumper cars come out.  I think the same thing when they go by
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8089 on: March 16, 2009, 09:07:24 PM »
Going through the menopause sucks bat shit off cave walls. >:(

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8090 on: March 16, 2009, 09:12:29 PM »
FUCKING WHEEL NUT WONT COME OFF GODDAMN YOU!!!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8091 on: March 16, 2009, 09:18:18 PM »
Going through the menopause sucks bat shit off cave walls. >:(

Take estrogen?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8092 on: March 16, 2009, 09:49:52 PM »
Going through the menopause sucks bat shit off cave walls. >:(

Take estrogen?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8093 on: March 16, 2009, 09:58:59 PM »
Going through the menopause sucks bat shit off cave walls. >:(

Take estrogen?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8094 on: March 17, 2009, 05:47:30 AM »
This is the place for one quick bitch.
I hate ear plugs. I wore them for years when forklift driving and I hope never to wear them again. They hurt my ears.
Ah well, there are two quick bitches now. I feel better. :)
Forklift driving's fun.
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I am sick of people on the train listening to their mp3 players so loudly that I know what songs they have on. There is some shit music out there and I shouldn't have to listen to it. 
 >:(

Just sit back and feel happy that they are destroying their hearing.

Soon to be summer here and the thumper cars come out.  I think the same thing when they go by
Thumper cars.  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8095 on: March 17, 2009, 06:12:09 AM »
This is the place for one quick bitch.
I hate ear plugs. I wore them for years when forklift driving and I hope never to wear them again. They hurt my ears.
Ah well, there are two quick bitches now. I feel better. :)
Forklift driving's fun.
:indeed:
Bipolar's never feel bettah.
You know this how?
I am sick of people on the train listening to their mp3 players so loudly that I know what songs they have on. There is some shit music out there and I shouldn't have to listen to it. 
 >:(

Just sit back and feel happy that they are destroying their hearing.

Soon to be summer here and the thumper cars come out.  I think the same thing when they go by
Thumper cars.  :laugh:

Doof doof cars.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8096 on: March 17, 2009, 09:56:21 AM »
While I had a great time in Boston this weekend, I also spent a lot of time reflecting on my Mum. I would always call her when I was up there so she could feel like she was there. Being the stunning conversationalist Aspie that I am, most of my conversations revolved around sports, in particular the Boston Red Sox, as well as the Celtics, Bruins, and Patriots. Other than that, we talked about how awful my wife treats me and even the kids at times. This just added to her stress and I feel guilty for that. Anyway, I went down to Quincy Market to Carol Anne's Bake Shop and bought a half-moon cookie in her honor. She used to get those for me as a kid, and as an adult I would buy them by the dozen on special order, and drag them back to Virginia for her.

This morning I woke up to find my 9-year old Clown Loach Nemo dead. I rushed home yesterday when I got the word he was sick and administered medicine to his tank, but I suppose it was too late. He had been immune to everything else that the tank went through over the years and was a good fish...a part of the family. He'll be missed. I will be raising my glass all day in his honor. Drinks are on me all night! For Nemo!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8097 on: March 17, 2009, 11:04:14 AM »
Sorry you lost Nemo.  What other fish do you have?

We have a couple of large Comet Goldfish.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8098 on: March 17, 2009, 11:46:48 AM »
Sorry you lost Nemo.  What other fish do you have?

We have a couple of large Comet Goldfish.

Now we have none! I'm going to have to continue to treat the tank and then let it settle for a month or so, before getting new inhabitants.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8099 on: March 17, 2009, 07:09:26 PM »
Damn food poisoning, or serious bug, can't tell, but it sucks.
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