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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8055 on: March 13, 2009, 04:52:18 AM »
Bastarding alarm has started again.

Go throw a rock though the window and give it a real reason >:D

The guy who lives next to the house with the alarm went around and tried to close the windows, though most windows here are designed to resist manipulation from the outside, so I don't know how successful he was.  The people who live there must have gone off somewhere and left their windows open, and the wind was probably getting in and setting the alarm off.  It would have been interesting if the police had turned up and saw the guy fiddling with an open downstairs window while the house alarm was going off.

Around here the cops come and after so many false alarms they fine you
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8056 on: March 13, 2009, 06:35:57 AM »
My feet hurt like hell from way too much walking.

Probably because you're fat.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8057 on: March 13, 2009, 07:17:12 AM »
My feet hurt like hell from way too much walking.

Probably because you're fat.

Sounds about right.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8058 on: March 13, 2009, 08:26:57 AM »
Fucking moron had me drive 30 miles to work on his house then changed his mind when I got there
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8059 on: March 13, 2009, 08:28:14 AM »
Make him eat something like this:  :explode:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8060 on: March 13, 2009, 09:52:45 AM »
Fucking moron had me drive 30 miles to work on his house then changed his mind when I got there

Maybe you need a call out fee.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8061 on: March 13, 2009, 11:30:08 AM »
Fucking moron had me drive 30 miles to work on his house then changed his mind when I got there

Maybe you need a call out fee.

I got $50 out of him for my time but that hardly covers expense
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8062 on: March 14, 2009, 12:46:27 AM »
Fucking moron had me drive 30 miles to work on his house then changed his mind when I got there

Maybe you need a call out fee.

I got $50 out of him for my time but that hardly covers expense

Um, maybe you could have slashed his tyres, then everyone is out a few $$

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8063 on: March 14, 2009, 12:55:32 AM »
Fucking moron had me drive 30 miles to work on his house then changed his mind when I got there

Maybe you need a call out fee.

I got $50 out of him for my time but that hardly covers expense

Um, maybe you could have slashed his tyres, then everyone is out a few $$

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8064 on: March 14, 2009, 04:34:45 PM »
Burnt the tips of my fingers and thumb on a grate over the fire
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8065 on: March 14, 2009, 04:39:17 PM »

You Dumbass!


(feel better, now?)



I hurt myself today, too, by being over confident.

It's been almost six weeks since I broke my arm and it has been feeling pretty good.  I chucked the cast today at work, against doctor's orders. I strained it, but I think it's OK. It hurt for a while!


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8066 on: March 14, 2009, 05:59:44 PM »

This is the real bitch, though.

My wife took a pic of me horsing with my son. For the first time in my life, my left arm is more defined in musculature than my right arm. (I am right-handed, more than half ambidextrous, but my preference shows - always has)

It is BECAUSE of wearing the cast.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8067 on: March 14, 2009, 08:46:26 PM »

This is the real bitch, though.

My wife took a pic of me horsing with my son. For the first time in my life, my left arm is more defined in musculature than my right arm. (I am right-handed, more than half ambidextrous, but my preference shows - always has)

It is BECAUSE of wearing the cast.

The little wrinkles over my knuckles on my broken finger disappeared because I had to keep it straight for such a long time.

Your muscles will come back just like my knuckle wrinkles did.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8068 on: March 14, 2009, 10:54:47 PM »
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For the first time in my life, my left arm is more defined in musculature than my right arm.

I had knee surgery a few years ago. Just prior to the surgery, I had built up strength in the structures around the knee through long and tedious physiotherapy. All the progress I had made was lost overnight following the surgery. It wasn't a huge shock; my surgeon had warned me what to expect. My right leg was noticeably thinner than the left one for quite awhile. Eventually all or nearly all the muscle tone returned, once I started doing weight-bearing exercise again.

Your muscle tone will come back. Just be cautious - don't push it too hard, too fast. Best of luck in recovery.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8069 on: March 14, 2009, 11:11:43 PM »
I forgot to say that I can make a tight fist with that hand and finger now, but it took quite a lot of practice before I could.