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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7980 on: March 02, 2009, 06:40:25 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 02, 2009, 04:58:35 PM
I just realised that I have at least six years of that ahead of me. :o

If you are lucky, some kids don't ever leave...
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7981 on: March 02, 2009, 07:03:55 PM »
Quote from: driftingblizzard on March 02, 2009, 06:40:25 PM
Quote from: odeon on March 02, 2009, 04:58:35 PM
I just realised that I have at least six years of that ahead of me. :o

If you are lucky, some kids don't ever leave...

 My nephew just turned 30 and lives at home with his brother 28 neither  have jobs and leach off mom
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7982 on: March 02, 2009, 08:05:33 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 02, 2009, 04:58:35 PM
I just realised that I have at least six years of that ahead of me. :o

A fifteen year old boy who rides the bus with us has a crush on my daughter and she says that she wants to marry him when they grow up.  She's only twelve.  I tell both of them that chances are that neither of them has yet met the person they will eventually marry.

 
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7983 on: March 03, 2009, 11:21:56 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 02, 2009, 04:54:02 PM
They'd be laughing in yours, mate.

Nah cause I would be totally uncaring. I'm not a very nice guy when it comes to drama, and I would find it especially difficult to deal with the childish crying drama of a teenage girl. I would probably point my finger in her face and belly laugh when she started crying about some boy. Saying "HAHAHAHAHA WHAT AN IDIOT HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE STUPID".

Like I said. I'm not a very nice guy.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7984 on: March 03, 2009, 12:00:57 PM »
You don't deal with teens much, do you?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7985 on: March 03, 2009, 01:20:37 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 03, 2009, 12:00:57 PM
You don't deal with teens much, do you?

No. :laugh:

And I think thats a good thing. I'm not very fond of kids.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7986 on: March 03, 2009, 01:45:23 PM »
The awful thing about them is that they're not really kids anymore. They're not adults, either; they're in some kind of Twilight Zone where the laws of the world as we know it do not seem to apply.

Or at least that's how I interpret what they do.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7987 on: March 03, 2009, 01:52:23 PM »
Yeah. I don't think i'd make a good father.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7988 on: March 03, 2009, 03:29:59 PM »
I can not begin to tell you how many times I have heard that very statement, then watched as these rough old salted cobs became proper snuggle bears to their own.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7989 on: March 03, 2009, 03:58:09 PM »
True but it can take a while.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7990 on: March 03, 2009, 06:49:55 PM »
Snow delay today threw off my entire day
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7991 on: March 03, 2009, 06:56:50 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 01, 2009, 06:06:25 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on February 27, 2009, 10:04:03 PM
Pissed off with myself, my job, my partner, and did I mention myself?

Only in passing. Tell me why.


... or not.

Saw this, speculated over an answer, got overrun with IRL must-be-dones, haven't been able to draft a proper response. But I didn't want you to think I was ignoring it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7992 on: March 04, 2009, 11:11:11 AM »
Waiting around for a couple estimates on a new furnace.  :bigcry:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7993 on: March 04, 2009, 11:40:48 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 03, 2009, 03:29:59 PM
I can not begin to tell you how many times I have heard that very statement, then watched as these rough old salted cobs became proper snuggle bears to their own.



You're not the first one whos told me that. I personally can not see that happening.
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7994 on: March 04, 2009, 11:47:12 AM »
I made egg toddy with the stroh, but it's so strong that the egg coagulates... :-\
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