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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7905 on: February 24, 2009, 07:13:45 PM »
I.  MISS.  SEX.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7906 on: February 24, 2009, 07:23:19 PM »
Also sleep, which I am also not getting nearly enough of.  I wonder if there's a connection.  :toporly:
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7907 on: February 24, 2009, 07:32:26 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 24, 2009, 07:23:19 PM
Also sleep, which I am also not getting nearly enough of.  I wonder if there's a connection.  :toporly:
Did you get used to having sex before you go to sleep?   That is kinda normal.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7908 on: February 24, 2009, 08:00:31 PM »
I haven't had sex for over two years, and I've been sleeping fine,  kind of.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7909 on: February 25, 2009, 01:02:33 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 24, 2009, 07:23:19 PM
Also sleep, which I am also not getting nearly enough of.  I wonder if there's a connection.  :toporly:

Sex is what you do INSTEAD OF sleeping.  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7910 on: February 25, 2009, 01:02:52 AM »
Bloody headache this morning.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7911 on: February 25, 2009, 05:58:22 AM »
Fucking church still has yet to pay me I am going there today in person to collect
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7912 on: February 25, 2009, 06:49:33 AM »
Quote from: parts on February 25, 2009, 05:58:22 AM
Fucking church still has yet to pay me I am going there today in person to collect

Is it my imagination, or are churches generally like this more often than not? Sounds Familiar.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7913 on: February 25, 2009, 06:56:55 AM »
Quote from: Alex179 on February 24, 2009, 07:32:26 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 24, 2009, 07:23:19 PM
Also sleep, which I am also not getting nearly enough of.  I wonder if there's a connection.  :toporly:
Did you get used to having sex before you go to sleep?   That is kinda normal.
Nah, I was pretty much joking on the connection- sleep lack is more due to time constraints.  Some insomnia though.
Quote from: odeon on February 25, 2009, 01:02:33 AM
Sex is what you do INSTEAD OF sleeping.  :orly:
Lol, I tried that last semester; turns out I actually need frequent sleep slightly more than I need frequent sex.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7914 on: February 25, 2009, 07:49:05 AM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on February 25, 2009, 06:49:33 AM
Quote from: parts on February 25, 2009, 05:58:22 AM
Fucking church still has yet to pay me I am going there today in person to collect

Is it my imagination, or are churches generally like this more often than not? Sounds Familiar.

I should have known when I met the pastor he was kinda slimy.  Yes they can be like that so can really rich people
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7915 on: February 25, 2009, 12:11:19 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 25, 2009, 06:56:55 AM
Quote from: odeon on February 25, 2009, 01:02:33 AM
Sex is what you do INSTEAD OF sleeping.  :orly:
Lol, I tried that last semester; turns out I actually need frequent sleep slightly more than I need frequent sex.

You need to set your priorities straight.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7916 on: February 25, 2009, 12:55:11 PM »
Damned, I ate an apple and now I have gall bladder ache! :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7917 on: February 25, 2009, 01:29:14 PM »
Took 120 mg of papaverine against the gall ache.  :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7918 on: February 25, 2009, 02:28:30 PM »
My fucking jaw hurts like fuck!  :grrr:

My gum was swollen and had been for a couple of days, now, so I finally went to see my dentist. Turns out I have an infection below a tooth. A bad one, too--there was some really yucky stuff there that lifted the whole damned thing up from its base. My dentist said that I was lucky to come in so soon cos the infection would probably have made me very sick in a matter of days. :o

He drained it and gave me antibiotics.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7919 on: February 25, 2009, 02:33:12 PM »
You probably grind your teeth in your sleep, like many Aspies do.  :(
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