How many Rolf Harris victims does it take to change a light bulb? 50. Three to do it now and then 47 to do it thirty years later when it is more profitable.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on January 31, 2009, 11:54:50 AMQuote from: New Labour on January 31, 2009, 11:27:05 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on January 29, 2009, 11:30:47 PMI washed my daughter's hair three times just now - at midnight!!I heard her stirring, felt her stirring, more like. I had my headphones on, music blasting ...She used a whole container of Strawberry Lip Balm on her hair. She said that it says it will protect from winter damage. She didn't want anything bad to happen to her hair. That shit is basically petroleum jelly with some sweet flavoring added. I don't think I got it all, but she is a bit too distraught to go on or do any more washing for now.At least it was not silly putty or something like that, then you would have had to cut it out...It was suggested to us by our psyche team that we use this therapeutic/rehabilitative product to give my daughter some relief from her tactile problems. We acquired about twelve ounces of this in varying grades and used it every day. A few days go by and she discovers that it makes perfect incuse impressions of what ever she presses into it. No problem, more fun! After a few months, she had the idea to make an impression of her hair.It was really bad! I managed to get it out without cutting, though. I used a can of freeze spray, which I normally use to diagnose intermittently failing electronic circuits by exposing them to thermal shock. It froze it and I was able to chip the stuff away from her hair with minimal damage.That was about three years ago.Whoa - I am kind of surprised you didn't confiscate it a bit sooner tbh, lol. Well at least you sorted I guess, rather ingeniously too.I persuaded my cousin when I was about 8 to put some silly putty in his hair (I like to watch people do things before doing them myself ) and the result was not pretty lol...
Quote from: New Labour on January 31, 2009, 11:27:05 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on January 29, 2009, 11:30:47 PMI washed my daughter's hair three times just now - at midnight!!I heard her stirring, felt her stirring, more like. I had my headphones on, music blasting ...She used a whole container of Strawberry Lip Balm on her hair. She said that it says it will protect from winter damage. She didn't want anything bad to happen to her hair. That shit is basically petroleum jelly with some sweet flavoring added. I don't think I got it all, but she is a bit too distraught to go on or do any more washing for now.At least it was not silly putty or something like that, then you would have had to cut it out...It was suggested to us by our psyche team that we use this therapeutic/rehabilitative product to give my daughter some relief from her tactile problems. We acquired about twelve ounces of this in varying grades and used it every day. A few days go by and she discovers that it makes perfect incuse impressions of what ever she presses into it. No problem, more fun! After a few months, she had the idea to make an impression of her hair.It was really bad! I managed to get it out without cutting, though. I used a can of freeze spray, which I normally use to diagnose intermittently failing electronic circuits by exposing them to thermal shock. It froze it and I was able to chip the stuff away from her hair with minimal damage.That was about three years ago.
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 29, 2009, 11:30:47 PMI washed my daughter's hair three times just now - at midnight!!I heard her stirring, felt her stirring, more like. I had my headphones on, music blasting ...She used a whole container of Strawberry Lip Balm on her hair. She said that it says it will protect from winter damage. She didn't want anything bad to happen to her hair. That shit is basically petroleum jelly with some sweet flavoring added. I don't think I got it all, but she is a bit too distraught to go on or do any more washing for now.At least it was not silly putty or something like that, then you would have had to cut it out...
I washed my daughter's hair three times just now - at midnight!!I heard her stirring, felt her stirring, more like. I had my headphones on, music blasting ...She used a whole container of Strawberry Lip Balm on her hair. She said that it says it will protect from winter damage. She didn't want anything bad to happen to her hair. That shit is basically petroleum jelly with some sweet flavoring added. I don't think I got it all, but she is a bit too distraught to go on or do any more washing for now.
Quote from: New Labour on January 31, 2009, 12:18:30 PMQuote from: DirtDawg on January 31, 2009, 11:54:50 AMQuote from: New Labour on January 31, 2009, 11:27:05 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on January 29, 2009, 11:30:47 PMI washed my daughter's hair three times just now - at midnight!!I heard her stirring, felt her stirring, more like. I had my headphones on, music blasting ...She used a whole container of Strawberry Lip Balm on her hair. She said that it says it will protect from winter damage. She didn't want anything bad to happen to her hair. That shit is basically petroleum jelly with some sweet flavoring added. I don't think I got it all, but she is a bit too distraught to go on or do any more washing for now.At least it was not silly putty or something like that, then you would have had to cut it out...It was suggested to us by our psyche team that we use this therapeutic/rehabilitative product to give my daughter some relief from her tactile problems. We acquired about twelve ounces of this in varying grades and used it every day. A few days go by and she discovers that it makes perfect incuse impressions of what ever she presses into it. No problem, more fun! After a few months, she had the idea to make an impression of her hair.It was really bad! I managed to get it out without cutting, though. I used a can of freeze spray, which I normally use to diagnose intermittently failing electronic circuits by exposing them to thermal shock. It froze it and I was able to chip the stuff away from her hair with minimal damage.That was about three years ago.Whoa - I am kind of surprised you didn't confiscate it a bit sooner tbh, lol. Well at least you sorted I guess, rather ingeniously too.I persuaded my cousin when I was about 8 to put some silly putty in his hair (I like to watch people do things before doing them myself ) and the result was not pretty lol...WTF!Hell no. I didn't confiscate it. We still use it , although it's only on a "Whenever She Wants It" basis these days. I try not to take things away from my kids, except for short-lived, disciplinary reasons to help them develop a respect for some things.I know, an evil father is me. I would honestly have them make their own mistakes, but do so in a circumstance where I can come to their rescue, if necessary.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Excuse me? Do you want to take this public? Cause I'll meet you there, if you do. But otherwise, I think you're full of shit, and as unable to accept your own fallibility as I am.That is my bitch. Those, including myself, who cannot accept fallibility.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Can the make-up sex afterwards be public too?
My connection is running like shit at the moment, and some sites are taking minutes to load.
Quote from: Peter on February 03, 2009, 01:38:55 PMMy connection is running like shit at the moment, and some sites are taking minutes to load.So has mine. Probably due to the weather 'round 'ere. Are you with Virgin Media, by any chance?