Just one quick bitch ...

[Phlexor]

To the two bungholes at Target last night who were laughing maniacally as they approached me, but suddenly got quiet and were whispering when they got about eight feet away and as they passed me. Dumbfucks! I could hear what you were saying.  No... !!!!!!!!!!!!!

So what were they saying then?

They were making fun of my red socks, which I wear this time of year as a Red Sox fan, by saying I looked like an idiot and was a moron.

Who the fuck cares? I mean really! Both of these guys for fat, shittily dressed, fucktards. But did I waste my breathe telling them this?

Yeah, lots of people stare at me when I wear my Black Jedi Cloak in public, sometime they whisper to each other and shit.

But I kind of expect that 

I'm not taking off my red socks until the Red Sox are done!
   
PS I have been known to wear Dark Jedi outfits, sometimes including a cloak, in public and get sneers from adults and cheers from kids. Every time I walk through an automatic door, I wave my hand to use the Force. My son and I go out together wearing lightsabers on our belts all the time. You never know when your services will be needed.

Classic 

[Phlexor]

My 6yo went on a little adventure this morning trying to find mum (who is out for the whole day). Usually these adventures end at the police station and me with a fucking heart attack.

I'm gonna be shaking for the rest of the day.

(he was found about 45min later, just in case I wasn't clear)

[Trigger 11]

(he was found about 45min later, just in case I wasn't clear)

Well, that's good to hear. I don't know what I would do if one of mine took off like that. Now I'm worried about the two-year old, 'cause she has the personality to do something like that and is wicked smart about learning how to open things by observing others.

[Phlexor]

(he was found about 45min later, just in case I wasn't clear)

Well, that's good to hear. I don't know what I would do if one of mine took off like that. Now I'm worried about the two-year old, 'cause she has the personality to do something like that and is wicked smart about learning how to open things by observing others.

Yeah, he is very much like that. Quietly watches you and is pretty much taking mental notes the whole way. We are going to have to get those chain thingies on our securty doors but at a very high level so he can't reach. (So we can leave the door open during summer nights but still keeping him in).

[DirtDawg]

(he was found about 45min later, just in case I wasn't clear)

Well, that's good to hear. I don't know what I would do if one of mine took off like that. Now I'm worried about the two-year old, 'cause she has the personality to do something like that and is wicked smart about learning how to open things by observing others.

Yeah, he is very much like that. Quietly watches you and is pretty much taking mental notes the whole way. We are going to have to get those chain thingies on our securty doors but at a very high level so he can't reach. (So we can leave the door open during summer nights but still keeping him in).

*empathy*

My son did something like this when he was almost five. We were traveling across the country to visit my mom. One morning at a hotel, we had gone for a swim and he disappeared on the way back to the room. Total, instant panic! We had most of the hotel staff looking for him, searching every turn between the pool and our room, knocking on doors (pissing people off), then after about twenty minutes, he popped out from a mass planting of indoor tropicals and said, "I won!"  He had been playing hide and seek the whole time and hiding in the plants, watching everyone looking for him and enjoying the hell out of it. I wanted to grab him up and kiss him all over, then choke him half to death.

[Phlexor]

(he was found about 45min later, just in case I wasn't clear)

Well, that's good to hear. I don't know what I would do if one of mine took off like that. Now I'm worried about the two-year old, 'cause she has the personality to do something like that and is wicked smart about learning how to open things by observing others.

Yeah, he is very much like that. Quietly watches you and is pretty much taking mental notes the whole way. We are going to have to get those chain thingies on our securty doors but at a very high level so he can't reach. (So we can leave the door open during summer nights but still keeping him in).

*empathy*

My son did something like this when he was about five. We were traveling across the country to visit my mom. One morning at a hotel, we had gone for a swim and he disappeared on the way back to the room. Total, instant panic! We had most of the hotel staff looking for him, searching every turn between the pool and our room, knocking on doors (pissing people off), then after about twenty minutes, he popped out from a mass planting of indoor tropicals and said, "I won!"  He had been playing hide and seek the whole time and hiding in the plants, watching everyone looking for him and enjoying the hell out of it. I wanted to grab him up and kiss him all over, then choke him half to death.

Oh yeah, I know that feeling. To top things off, he just found a pair of scissors and cut through a Nintendo64 Controller Extension Cable. FUCKING JOY!

[Trigger 11]

(he was found about 45min later, just in case I wasn't clear)

Well, that's good to hear. I don't know what I would do if one of mine took off like that. Now I'm worried about the two-year old, 'cause she has the personality to do something like that and is wicked smart about learning how to open things by observing others.

Yeah, he is very much like that. Quietly watches you and is pretty much taking mental notes the whole way. We are going to have to get those chain thingies on our securty doors but at a very high level so he can't reach. (So we can leave the door open during summer nights but still keeping him in).

*empathy*

My son did something like this when he was almost five. We were traveling across the country to visit my mom. One morning at a hotel, we had gone for a swim and he disappeared on the way back to the room. Total, instant panic! We had most of the hotel staff looking for him, searching every turn between the pool and our room, knocking on doors (pissing people off), then after about twenty minutes, he popped out from a mass planting of indoor tropicals and said, "I won!"  He had been playing hide and seek the whole time and hiding in the plants, watching everyone looking for him and enjoying the hell out of it. I wanted to grab him up and kiss him all over, then choke him half to death.

You just gave me the image of Homer and Bart Simpson.

[Callaway]

(he was found about 45min later, just in case I wasn't clear)

Well, that's good to hear. I don't know what I would do if one of mine took off like that. Now I'm worried about the two-year old, 'cause she has the personality to do something like that and is wicked smart about learning how to open things by observing others.

Yeah, he is very much like that. Quietly watches you and is pretty much taking mental notes the whole way. We are going to have to get those chain thingies on our securty doors but at a very high level so he can't reach. (So we can leave the door open during summer nights but still keeping him in).

I have one of these metal ball and U shaped swing bar latches at the top of my front door because my daughter not only opened our front door to a door-to-door saleswoman who rang our doorbell, but she also followed her down the street when she left and this scared my husband and me half to death.  Luckily a neighbor recognized her as she followed the woman and let us know before they had gone too far.

[Phlexor]

Yeah, I've seen them, thing is we need something on the security mesh door as we let the cool air into our house at night during the summer nights. This place holds the heat too well and no air con.

[odeon]

Stupid fucking OCD.

[Lucifer]

Stupid fucking OCD.

STOP IT!

there, that's sorted you out. 

[odeon]

[DirtDawg]

Stupid fucking OCD.

UGH!



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[Lucifer]

   

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Hit my knuckles and scraped them at work now it looks like I have been in a fight