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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6930 on: October 11, 2008, 11:46:29 AM »
I don't care what people think about me, but I certainly don't want people making assumptions that I am anything close to normal and what is acceptable in society.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6931 on: October 11, 2008, 12:26:33 PM »
i was thinking the same thing!  :laugh:

either that or a supertanker.   :lol:
How about a tank? With some of those stickers, she needs all the protection that she can get!

she?   :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6932 on: October 11, 2008, 12:27:11 PM »
Had someone blow off their appointment with me today after I scrambled to get them one :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6933 on: October 11, 2008, 01:40:26 PM »
I don't care what people think about me, but I certainly don't want people making assumptions that I am anything close to normal and what is acceptable in society.

You seem fairly normal to me. I'm OK with that.  Not making any assumption past what you have posted.












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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6934 on: October 11, 2008, 02:54:44 PM »
i've only ever put one sticker on my bumper (although i've had several).  it said:

"my other car is a broom."

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6935 on: October 11, 2008, 05:50:08 PM »
I hate bumper stickers.  I don't want people making assumptions about me.

That's exactly the same reason why I don't go for bumper stickers. Unfortunately I have a wife who has other ideas.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6936 on: October 11, 2008, 06:21:44 PM »
I stepped on dog shit when I walked Waggy tonight.  My shoes are on the radiator to dry now that they've been hosed, soaped, bleached and hosed again.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6937 on: October 12, 2008, 02:13:47 AM »
Only one thing worse than stepping in dog shit is stepping in cat turds.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6938 on: October 12, 2008, 03:03:36 AM »
nooooo - fox poo is the pits!  :puke:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6939 on: October 12, 2008, 03:06:33 AM »
Oh? I'll take your word for it - have never stepped in it myself so I wouldn't know how bad it is.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6940 on: October 12, 2008, 03:11:17 AM »
Waggy loves to roll in fox poo.  She rolled in it yesterday and got it all over her right ear, so I washed her in the shower with medicated shampoo.  She still smells of it though; it's got a very persistent stink like burnt cats or something similarly horrible.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6941 on: October 12, 2008, 10:32:52 AM »
nooooo - fox poo is the pits!  :puke:

Try a horse's.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6942 on: October 12, 2008, 11:42:15 AM »
cow and horseshit is pleasant, in a way, cos of the whole countryside association, for me, anyway.  but compared to fox shit, it's perfume.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6943 on: October 12, 2008, 03:44:05 PM »

Fox shit is rare here in the city. More coyotes than foxes live here, actually. None can shit within a block or two, without me knowing about it.

If you frequent the lakes, you will sometimes find yourself amidst  a half acre or more of goose shit. They clump themselves together in large quantities, graze along the shores, but guess what they all do just as they all take flight.!. Walking along, you step in it, then look around to carefully place your next step, very carefully, but can't find a place big enough for a shoe that does not have suddenly stinky (cuz you just stepped in it and broke open the coagulating surface) green goose slipperage.

It's more the sneak attack that gets to you. It smells like grass, until you disturb it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6944 on: October 12, 2008, 05:02:40 PM »
Chook poo smells fairly bad, especially when they make it into that dynamic lifter shit. Trouble is whenever I see a job ad where they say they want somebody "dynamic", I immediately think of dynamic lifter and the likelihood that they want somebody who spouts lots of bullshit to get the job.  :lol: