Just one quick bitch ...

[ApotheosisIV]

Asda are now charging for plastic bags. The wankers. 
Most people have proper things to bitch about, I guess I am lucky. 

[DirtDawg]

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I sometimes hate Adobe!

Where's the fuck off option?

I think you need to hack the registry to get rid of that. I *think* there is a tool to change the registry from a GUI (Revo Unistaller or CCleaner, maybe?) but I can't remember which one.

I've seen a GUI fix for Norton, but it was specific versions for certain products.
When I had Photoshop and Illustrator in this machine, I found the values TEH hard way once, but that was a couple of years ago and I did a good bit of searching online to find what some of the fifty something character switch names meant. It took me a while.
My first attempt was foiled, because I thought that eliminating the update value was enough, but as soon as I got back on the net, the whole stream was restored, and the timetable started all over again.
Adobe is a fucking trojan horse! They think a EULA gives them master keys to all the doors inside my computer.
I love Photoshop, so I never really gave a shit until I started at BB (who owns something like four hundred thousand licenses for the Adobe custom crap we use) and discovered what a pile of garbage they sold us.
 

Since I re-installed Windows, mid-summer, the only Adobe products I have are Acrobat Reader and a Firefox flash viewer plug-in, unless Adobe has merged with another company I don't know about, yet. This was the reader holding me hostage, I'm positive. At least I kept the info with regard to Photoshop and Illustrator, but I will be starting almost from scratch on the pdf reader.

Sorry for the rant. I'll dig through the registry the hard way, again, if I can't find the info online somewhere.

[Parts]

Hit my left thumb with a hammer 4 times today at work

[DirtDawg]

Hit my left thumb with a hammer 4 times today at work

Shit!

Sounds like you need a new hammer.

[Parts]

Hit my left thumb with a hammer 4 times today at work

Shit!

Sounds like you need a new hammer.

Maybe a new thumb

[DirtDawg]

I've picked up some kind of bug.
I've been on several university websites in the last few days and that's the only thing other than my normal Isquared, music, Drivel, Damned browsing habits.

Spybot, AVG and webroot can not find it.

I'm fucking pissed!

[DirtDawg]

Zlod!!

FUCK!!
 
I thought this old piece of shit was handled by ALL of them.

[Trigger 11]

The same two bastards came by my house tonight at 1940. We had just put the baby down and were tucking in the other two when the doorbell rang. My wife and I both were like, "Who the hell could that be? I'm not answering the door at this hour!" So we continued with our parental duties and hear the storm door open and then a knock on the front door. So my wife asks me if I had an altercation with someone on the way home from work, since I have been known to have meltdowns when people attack me for just going about my business. I said, "Not that I am aware of!" Many times I have no clue who the person is and why they are confronting me. So she goes to look out the window and sees two young guys in white collared shirts, black slacks, and ties standing behind my car, bending over to read my bumper stickers. Then she said one of them looked back at the house just before reaching down to my bumper as if he was going to try and remove some of my bumper stickers. So I rushed down stairs and opened the door in a way that would get my point across. They both stand back up and start walking out of my driveway. I said, "Do I need to call the cops to have you arrested for vandalizing my car and trespassing?" They started to jabber, but I just slammed the door at 'em.

For context:

Today I had a couple of young men come to my door wanting to discuss scripture with me. Usually I tell such folks to go f**k themsleves. Today I simply said, "That would not be a good idea" and closed the door as they tried to start in on their sales pitch. I had noticed them earlier in my driveway reading my bumper stickers, which make it clear I have no interest in hearing such idiotic psychobabble. Plus, my neighborhood has a legally binding no solicitation policy. Next time maybe I'll have the police arrest them.

[vodz]

The same two bastards came by my house tonight at 1940. We had just put the baby down and were tucking in the other two when the doorbell rang. My wife and I both were like, "Who the hell could that be? I'm not answering the door at this hour!" So we continued with our parental duties and hear the storm door open and then a knock on the front door. So my wife asks me if I had an altercation with someone on the way home from work, since I have been known to have meltdowns when people attack me for just going about my business. I said, "Not that I am aware of!" Many times I have no clue who the person is and why they are confronting me. So she goes to look out the window and sees two young guys in white collared shirts, black slacks, and ties standing behind my car, bending over to read my bumper stickers. Then she said one of them looked back at the house just before reaching down to my bumper as if he was going to try and remove some of my bumper stickers. So I rushed down stairs and opened the door in a way that would get my point across. They both stand back up and start walking out of my driveway. I said, "Do I need to call the cops to have you arrested for vandalizing my car and trespassing?" They started to jabber, but I just slammed the door at 'em.

For context:

Today I had a couple of young men come to my door wanting to discuss scripture with me. Usually I tell such folks to go f**k themsleves. Today I simply said, "That would not be a good idea" and closed the door as they tried to start in on their sales pitch. I had noticed them earlier in my driveway reading my bumper stickers, which make it clear I have no interest in hearing such idiotic psychobabble. Plus, my neighborhood has a legally binding no solicitation policy. Next time maybe I'll have the police arrest them.

Invite them in for a chat, a cuppa and a nibble on your LSD-laced muffins.

[Lucifer]

better still, encourage them to read your bumper stickers, and then reverse over them.

[odeon]

Zlod!!

FUCK!!
 
I thought this old piece of shit was handled by ALL of them.

http://www.411-spyware.com/remove-trojan-zlod-worm-w32

[DirtDawg]

Zlod!!

FUCK!!
 
I thought this old piece of shit was handled by ALL of them.

http://www.411-spyware.com/remove-trojan-zlod-worm-w32

Thanks. I got all, I think. I had re-booted about five times by noon my time, to make sure and just to be sure.

The box seems fine now.

 

[Tesla]

better still, encourage them to read your bumper stickers, and then reverse over them.

Or, do what my grandfather used to do, strip naked, answer the door, bible in hand and shout, "Welcome brothers!".

Yes, crazy does run in my family.

[Parts]

People

[DirtDawg]

better still, encourage them to read your bumper stickers, and then reverse over them.

Or, do what my grandfather used to do, strip naked, answer the door, bible in hand and shout, "Welcome brothers!".

Yes, crazy does run in my family.