Just one quick bitch ...

[Parts]

My 16 year old son is on the phone with his current girlfriend breaking up looks like no sleep for me tonight

[renaeden]

Just got my car serviced and I was told it needs a new radiator.

[driftingblizzard]

Just got my car serviced and I was told it needs a new radiator.

I'd get a second opinion if I were you.  Is it hot where you live?

[The_Chosen_One]

Perth can be hot enough to boil a monkey's bum. What make of car is it?

[Lucifer]

are there many monkeys in perth?

[Pyraxis]

My 16 year old son is on the phone with his current girlfriend breaking up looks like no sleep for me tonight

My sympathies. 

[El]

Ah damn it, Buffy-guy is once again either taking forever to reply, or was frightened off.  Either he's not as desperate as he seemed on his profile (which was 'only slightly, but non-negligably') or I'm bearing witness to a potential contributor to his singleness.  It's a shame because at this point I'm intensely curious about whether he actually has as much personality as it looks like he theoretically would.

[ozymandias]

Ah damn it, Buffy-guy is once again either taking forever to reply, or was frightened off.  Either he's not as desperate as he seemed on his profile (which was 'only slightly, but non-negligably') or I'm bearing witness to a potential contributor to his singleness.  It's a shame because at this point I'm intensely curious about whether he actually has as much personality as it looks like he theoretically would.

So move on to the next guy and see what potential is there.  At one point, in my dating life, I resolved to take "maybe" from a woman on asking her for a date, as a "No".  That resolution proved fruitful, as I ditched an unstable chick, (who later had the audacity to say I "rejected" her for not asking again.)     Then I met, asked and recieved a very fruitful response from she who is my soulmate.  As for "unstable chick", she is on her 3rd or 4th?+ relationship/husband.     Oh and I should mention she was a relentless flirt/shagger of doctors at the hospital we both worked in at the time.   

[Tesla]

Ah damn it, Buffy-guy is once again either taking forever to reply, or was frightened off.  Either he's not as desperate as he seemed on his profile (which was 'only slightly, but non-negligably') or I'm bearing witness to a potential contributor to his singleness.  It's a shame because at this point I'm intensely curious about whether he actually has as much personality as it looks like he theoretically would.

Don't fret dear, there's more cock in the roost.

[ozymandias]

Ah damn it, Buffy-guy is once again either taking forever to reply, or was frightened off.  Either he's not as desperate as he seemed on his profile (which was 'only slightly, but non-negligably') or I'm bearing witness to a potential contributor to his singleness.  It's a shame because at this point I'm intensely curious about whether he actually has as much personality as it looks like he theoretically would.

Don't fret dear, there's more cock in the roost.

Or tongue in the cheek, etc!   

[The_Chosen_One]

Ah damn it, Buffy-guy is once again either taking forever to reply, or was frightened off.  Either he's not as desperate as he seemed on his profile (which was 'only slightly, but non-negligably') or I'm bearing witness to a potential contributor to his singleness.  It's a shame because at this point I'm intensely curious about whether he actually has as much personality as it looks like he theoretically would.

Don't fret dear, there's more cock in the roost.

Or tongue in the cheek, etc!   

I thought Gene Simmons was the only one who qualified for that. 

Maybe this Buffy-guy is more of a Xander. You're probably more after the Angelous type anyway.....

[ozymandias]

Ah damn it, Buffy-guy is once again either taking forever to reply, or was frightened off.  Either he's not as desperate as he seemed on his profile (which was 'only slightly, but non-negligably') or I'm bearing witness to a potential contributor to his singleness.  It's a shame because at this point I'm intensely curious about whether he actually has as much personality as it looks like he theoretically would.

Don't fret dear, there's more cock in the roost.

Or tongue in the cheek, etc!   

I thought Gene Simmons was the only one who qualified for that. 

Maybe this Buffy-guy is more of a Xander. You're probably more after the Angelous type anyway.....

To paraphrase a great jazz pianist of a bygone era......"One never knows, do one?"   

[DirtDawg]

Ah damn it, Buffy-guy is once again either taking forever to reply, or was frightened off.  Either he's not as desperate as he seemed on his profile (which was 'only slightly, but non-negligably') or I'm bearing witness to a potential contributor to his singleness.  It's a shame because at this point I'm intensely curious about whether he actually has as much personality as it looks like he theoretically would.

Don't fret dear, there's more cock in the roost.

Or tongue in the cheek, etc!   

I thought Gene Simmons was the only one who qualified for that. 

Maybe this Buffy-guy is more of a Xander. You're probably more after the Angelous type anyway.....

To paraphrase a great jazz pianist of a bygone era......"One never knows, do one?"   

Bygone, indeed!

Ya gotta love Fats!

[ozymandias]

Ah damn it, Buffy-guy is once again either taking forever to reply, or was frightened off.  Either he's not as desperate as he seemed on his profile (which was 'only slightly, but non-negligably') or I'm bearing witness to a potential contributor to his singleness.  It's a shame because at this point I'm intensely curious about whether he actually has as much personality as it looks like he theoretically would.

Don't fret dear, there's more cock in the roost.

Or tongue in the cheek, etc!   

I thought Gene Simmons was the only one who qualified for that. 

Maybe this Buffy-guy is more of a Xander. You're probably more after the Angelous type anyway.....

To paraphrase a great jazz pianist of a bygone era......"One never knows, do one?"   

Bygone, indeed!

Ya gotta love Fats!

Thanks, I couldn't remember who said it, but, Fats waller was the guy that came to mind with your post...finally!  I kept thinking Jelly Roll Morton, but, it just didn't feel right!

[Tesla]

I have never had someone ejaculate on my face.