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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6360 on: August 04, 2008, 07:36:59 PM »


bitchin' over for now
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6361 on: August 04, 2008, 10:22:17 PM »
World of Warcraft geeks love me.

Oh? Is there a story behind that?
Well, why wouldn't they?   :laugh:

Fair point :)
I know how to WoW teh boyz.  But yeah, not so much a story behind it as a friend of mine who plays WoW who is kind of attracted to me- not mutual but he's a fun guy.

Ah :: nods :: Poor guy.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6362 on: August 04, 2008, 10:51:35 PM »
World of Warcraft geeks love me.

Oh? Is there a story behind that?
Well, why wouldn't they?   :laugh:

Fair point :)
I know how to WoW teh boyz.  But yeah, not so much a story behind it as a friend of mine who plays WoW who is kind of attracted to me- not mutual but he's a fun guy.

Ah :: nods :: Poor guy.
Happens to us video game nerds all too often, friends with a girl who we are attracted to, but the feelings are not mutual.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6363 on: August 04, 2008, 11:46:14 PM »
Indeed

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6364 on: August 05, 2008, 08:54:29 AM »
World of Warcraft geeks love me.

Oh? Is there a story behind that?
Well, why wouldn't they?   :laugh:

Fair point :)
I know how to WoW teh boyz.  But yeah, not so much a story behind it as a friend of mine who plays WoW who is kind of attracted to me- not mutual but he's a fun guy.

Ah :: nods :: Poor guy.
Happens to us video game nerds all too often, friends with a girl who we are attracted to, but the feelings are not mutual.
Lol, I sound like an asshole, but he ain't pining for me- to my understanding it's just one of those "I am hanging around with a girl I get along with wellish and who wears really slutty clothing in a regular basis" type dealies.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6365 on: August 05, 2008, 09:02:13 AM »
Never heard of them... But I don't get out much.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6366 on: August 05, 2008, 11:16:39 AM »
Never heard of them... But I don't get out much.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6367 on: August 05, 2008, 12:43:29 PM »
i can has gots fucking new, chavvy, asboid neighbours.   :grrr:

wankers.  put it this way, i'm onto the police, the police community officer and the anti social behaviour people every day.  it's a delight, as you can imagine.

so, anyone who can provide me with suitable weaponry (one shot, all dead) is guaranteed a lovely prize.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6368 on: August 05, 2008, 01:18:10 PM »
i can has gots fucking new, chavvy, asboid neighbours.   :grrr:

wankers.  put it this way, i'm onto the police, the police community officer and the anti social behaviour people every day.  it's a delight, as you can imagine.

so, anyone who can provide me with suitable weaponry (one shot, all dead) is guaranteed a lovely prize.

Problem solved...

Now, what is my prize?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6369 on: August 05, 2008, 02:01:59 PM »
That would do it, all right.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6370 on: August 05, 2008, 03:21:28 PM »
i can has gots fucking new, chavvy, asboid neighbours.   :grrr:

wankers.  put it this way, i'm onto the police, the police community officer and the anti social behaviour people every day.  it's a delight, as you can imagine.

so, anyone who can provide me with suitable weaponry (one shot, all dead) is guaranteed a lovely prize.

Problem solved...

Now, what is my prize?

:clap:  :laugh:

i was going to offer a snog, but i suspect you may recoil in horror, so how about i'll be nice to you for, oh what shall we say, at least a week?  ;)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6371 on: August 05, 2008, 03:50:25 PM »
i can has gots fucking new, chavvy, asboid neighbours.   :grrr:

wankers.  put it this way, i'm onto the police, the police community officer and the anti social behaviour people every day.  it's a delight, as you can imagine.

so, anyone who can provide me with suitable weaponry (one shot, all dead) is guaranteed a lovely prize.

Problem solved...

Now, what is my prize?

:clap:  :laugh:

i was going to offer a snog, but i suspect you may recoil in horror, so how about i'll be nice to you for, oh what shall we say, at least a week?  ;)
Lol, so a week until I get beaten over the head with a broomstick...?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6372 on: August 05, 2008, 04:00:08 PM »
i can has gots fucking new, chavvy, asboid neighbours.   :grrr:

wankers.  put it this way, i'm onto the police, the police community officer and the anti social behaviour people every day.  it's a delight, as you can imagine.

so, anyone who can provide me with suitable weaponry (one shot, all dead) is guaranteed a lovely prize.
Problem solved...

Now, what is my prize?

:clap:  :laugh:

i was going to offer a snog, but i suspect you may recoil in horror, so how about i'll be nice to you for, oh what shall we say, at least a week?  ;)
Lol, so a week until I get beaten over the head with a broomstick...?

oooh, i didn't know you cared!  perv.  :P

actually, me being nice to anyone for a week is a bit optimistic, ain't it?   >:D

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6373 on: August 05, 2008, 07:33:08 PM »
World of Warcraft geeks love me.

Oh? Is there a story behind that?
Well, why wouldn't they?   :laugh:

Fair point :)
I know how to WoW teh boyz.  But yeah, not so much a story behind it as a friend of mine who plays WoW who is kind of attracted to me- not mutual but he's a fun guy.

Ah :: nods :: Poor guy.
Happens to us video game nerds all too often, friends with a girl who we are attracted to, but the feelings are not mutual.
Lol, I sound like an asshole, but he ain't pining for me- to my understanding it's just one of those "I am hanging around with a girl I get along with wellish and who wears really slutty clothing in a regular basis" type dealies.
Really slutty clothing?   Let me be the judge of that.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6374 on: August 05, 2008, 08:21:52 PM »
Really slutty clothing?   Let me be the judge of that.
Tight jeans, wifebeaters, (very) distressed shirts, miniskirts, corsets, with fingerless gloves and boots with any combination of the above.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.