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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5805 on: May 15, 2008, 09:10:08 AM »
One of my sisters wanted to get into bee keeping; she's a wine journalist, and fancied becoming a professional connoisseur of honey too.  I don't talk to her much, so I don't know if she's done more than just think about it.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5806 on: May 15, 2008, 11:21:27 AM »
Stupid fucking database!  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5807 on: May 15, 2008, 11:58:05 AM »
Stupid copy protection.  I made an image of one of my old game CDs and mounted it on my HD as a virtual CD drive, but the game won't recognise it, so I'm having to stick to the real CD and CD drive.  The game slows down a lot while the CD drive whirs about trying to find the needed data and it keeps crashing when the CD drive isn't fast enough or there's a fleck or dirt or something.  One more reason for why pirating is the way to go.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5808 on: May 15, 2008, 12:42:55 PM »
my interactive language course keeps crashing when i'm trying to use it, mounted on a virtual drive.  the first part (using the same virtual drive) worked perfectly, so why's this one going bananas?  :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5809 on: May 15, 2008, 02:41:52 PM »
Could be that the file is corrupt. :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5810 on: May 15, 2008, 03:16:08 PM »
that's interesting, cos i had to download the first one twice.

i'll try that with the second, thirs and fourth ones, then.  ta, brainy.   :thumbup:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5811 on: May 15, 2008, 03:25:13 PM »
The usual fees apply. :eyelash:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5812 on: May 15, 2008, 03:38:45 PM »
deal!  i'll get the ticket this time, shall i?   :evillaugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5813 on: May 15, 2008, 04:15:03 PM »
So colondull was right, everything is corrupt!   :P   :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5814 on: May 16, 2008, 01:51:00 PM »
At least I hope everything is.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5815 on: May 16, 2008, 01:51:38 PM »
And my bitch for today is that my eyes hurt. I think the allergies are bothering me.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5816 on: May 16, 2008, 05:49:41 PM »
Fuck everything.   :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5817 on: May 16, 2008, 05:51:47 PM »
No, I'd prefer to choose who I fuck.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5818 on: May 16, 2008, 05:58:10 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 16, 2008, 05:51:47 PM
No, I'd prefer to choose who I fuck.

Ditto!   :eyebrows:  And I'm a choosy bastard!   8)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5819 on: May 17, 2008, 12:34:31 PM »
My arms and neck hurt. Bloody garden work.
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