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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5640 on: May 01, 2008, 02:49:30 PM »
My recliner is too comfy I keep falling asleep in it

Consider the problem solved: send the recliner to me.

fight you for it.

better still, we could share.

see?  i'm all heart, me.   :angel:

You sure? We'd have to sit next to each other, bodies touching, very still so we'd not fall off, and...

:P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5641 on: May 01, 2008, 02:57:36 PM »
yeah, right.  you have a stopwatch that measure cuntiseconds, do you?  :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5642 on: May 01, 2008, 03:20:26 PM »
yeah, right.  you have a stopwatch that measure cuntiseconds, do you?  :laugh:

I think it id, yes, but it broke along with the bed.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5643 on: May 01, 2008, 04:56:25 PM »
but of course he did.  :worship:

any particular reason it crashed, or was it an Act of Dawkins?

Somebody hates me, I'm sure. :P

There's weirdness going on, though. Backups are very hard to do.

oh, don't be daft - everyone hates you, obviously.

except me, which is why you have to be especially nice to me.   :eyelash:

let me know if i can help in any way, you know, wipe your fevered brow, that sort of thing.  :-*

I know everyone hates me and I know they're all out to get me. No news there.

But I can be nice to you anyway. :eyelash:

Just because your paranoid doesn't mean we're not out to get you!   :evillaugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5644 on: May 01, 2008, 04:58:20 PM »
but of course he did.  :worship:

any particular reason it crashed, or was it an Act of Dawkins?

Somebody hates me, I'm sure. :P

There's weirdness going on, though. Backups are very hard to do.

oh, don't be daft - everyone hates you, obviously.

except me, which is why you have to be especially nice to me.   :eyelash:

let me know if i can help in any way, you know, wipe your fevered brow, that sort of thing.  :-*

I think he needs a release from "Dynamic Tension".   Oh, the anticiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.........................................................PAtion.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5645 on: May 01, 2008, 09:26:23 PM »
please don't hold yourself back - i can do with all the niceness i can get.  especially from you.  :-*

:-* :-* :-* :hug: :hug: :hug:

awwwwwww.  you're so soppy.   :eyelash:

/beans, girlyly.

:-* :-* :-* :hug: :hug: :hug: to you too.

"girlyly"?

Awwwwww. :hug: :-*


... but, simply out of curiosity, how does one "bean" girlyly?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5646 on: May 01, 2008, 09:28:06 PM »
but of course he did.  :worship:

any particular reason it crashed, or was it an Act of Dawkins?

Somebody hates me, I'm sure. :P

There's weirdness going on, though. Backups are very hard to do.

Why is it hard? Resource heavy or worse?
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5647 on: May 02, 2008, 05:23:36 AM »
Been using so much Clearasil lately and I still get pimples. I hate hormones!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5648 on: May 02, 2008, 05:34:43 AM »
I'm 40 and I still get them >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5649 on: May 02, 2008, 10:12:05 AM »
yeah, right.  you have a stopwatch that measure cuntiseconds, do you?  :laugh:

I think it id, yes, but it broke along with the bed.

:laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5650 on: May 02, 2008, 10:12:28 AM »
please don't hold yourself back - i can do with all the niceness i can get.  especially from you.  :-*

:-* :-* :-* :hug: :hug: :hug:

awwwwwww.  you're so soppy.   :eyelash:

/beans, girlyly.

:-* :-* :-* :hug: :hug: :hug: to you too.

"girlyly"?

Awwwwww. :hug: :-*


... but, simply out of curiosity, how does one "bean" girlyly?

like this:

/demonstrates.   :eyelash:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5651 on: May 02, 2008, 01:33:17 PM »
please don't hold yourself back - i can do with all the niceness i can get.  especially from you.  :-*

:-* :-* :-* :hug: :hug: :hug:

awwwwwww.  you're so soppy.   :eyelash:

/beans, girlyly.

:-* :-* :-* :hug: :hug: :hug: to you too.

"girlyly"?

Awwwwww. :hug: :-*


... but, simply out of curiosity, how does one "bean" girlyly?

It's as opposed to beaning boylily. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5652 on: May 02, 2008, 01:34:06 PM »
but of course he did.  :worship:

any particular reason it crashed, or was it an Act of Dawkins?

Somebody hates me, I'm sure. :P

There's weirdness going on, though. Backups are very hard to do.

Why is it hard? Resource heavy or worse?

They are timing out before the export is complete.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5653 on: May 02, 2008, 01:50:56 PM »
This damm blizard has given some of Us power outages throughout town.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5654 on: May 02, 2008, 01:54:38 PM »
but of course he did.  :worship:

any particular reason it crashed, or was it an Act of Dawkins?

Somebody hates me, I'm sure. :P

There's weirdness going on, though. Backups are very hard to do.

Why is it hard? Resource heavy or worse?

They are timing out before the export is complete.

What your plan to solve it?
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.