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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5355 on: April 12, 2008, 07:30:52 AM »
I wish I didn't have anxiety
Either that or I wasn't such a fucking coward  :elvis:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5356 on: April 12, 2008, 07:36:42 AM »
Stupid benefits system.  If they let me do what I wanted with my money, I could save and invest it and possibly not need to be on benefits forever, but instead they'll stop my benefits if I have more than £2000, and only start them again once I've spent some of it.
Could you put your savings into another bank account that the government doesn't know about?
Savings accounts are all tied to my national insurance number, so I doubt I could hide stuff that way.
The only thing I can think of is hiding your money the old-fashioned way. Under your mattress.

Buy  a safe I have two :green:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5357 on: April 12, 2008, 08:00:44 AM »
omg fucking retard internet being spazztastic

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5358 on: April 12, 2008, 09:29:58 AM »
Stupid benefits system.  If they let me do what I wanted with my money, I could save and invest it and possibly not need to be on benefits forever, but instead they'll stop my benefits if I have more than £2000, and only start them again once I've spent some of it.
Could you put your savings into another bank account that the government doesn't know about?
Savings accounts are all tied to my national insurance number, so I doubt I could hide stuff that way.
The only thing I can think of is hiding your money the old-fashioned way. Under your mattress.

Sadly, that defeats the whole point of the exercise, which is to invest and have the money grow exponentially, as investments do.  By hiding it under the mattress, I actually lose money as inflation eats away about 3% of the hidden money every year.  If I could invest as I pleased, I could eventually have enough money to not require benefits, but by denying me that option, the system ensures that I'll remain dependent on benefits.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5359 on: April 12, 2008, 09:39:37 AM »
Stupid benefits system.  If they let me do what I wanted with my money, I could save and invest it and possibly not need to be on benefits forever, but instead they'll stop my benefits if I have more than £2000, and only start them again once I've spent some of it.
Could you put your savings into another bank account that the government doesn't know about?
Savings accounts are all tied to my national insurance number, so I doubt I could hide stuff that way.
The only thing I can think of is hiding your money the old-fashioned way. Under your mattress.
Sadly, that defeats the whole point of the exercise, which is to invest and have the money grow exponentially, as investments do.  By hiding it under the mattress, I actually lose money as inflation eats away about 3% of the hidden money every year.  If I could invest as I pleased, I could eventually have enough money to not require benefits, but by denying me that option, the system ensures that I'll remain dependent on benefits.
The whole thing sucks. :( I would probably try and use someone else's account but then you have the issue of trust and that sort of thing.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5360 on: April 12, 2008, 10:56:55 AM »
Stupid benefits system.  If they let me do what I wanted with my money, I could save and invest it and possibly not need to be on benefits forever, but instead they'll stop my benefits if I have more than £2000, and only start them again once I've spent some of it.
Could you put your savings into another bank account that the government doesn't know about?
Savings accounts are all tied to my national insurance number, so I doubt I could hide stuff that way.
The only thing I can think of is hiding your money the old-fashioned way. Under your mattress.
Sadly, that defeats the whole point of the exercise, which is to invest and have the money grow exponentially, as investments do.  By hiding it under the mattress, I actually lose money as inflation eats away about 3% of the hidden money every year.  If I could invest as I pleased, I could eventually have enough money to not require benefits, but by denying me that option, the system ensures that I'll remain dependent on benefits.
The whole thing sucks. :( I would probably try and use someone else's account but then you have the issue of trust and that sort of thing.

On the plus side, I've been helping mum with her finances, since she inherited some money when her father died.  Most of it's willed to me, so I have a pretty strong interest in making sure it gets high returns.  Unfortunately, mum is pathologically risk-averse, and would have left it sitting around in a savings account and trickled it into cash ISA's if I hadn't kept on at her about it, but she's coming around now and has finally realised that the ultra-cautious approach doesn't pay off.  I also educated her a bit about insurance, and she's cut about £100/month off her insurance bill after getting rid of the superfluous crap that she doesn't need insurance for.  £10 a month, for example, was going to pay for 'accidental damages', like if she spilled paint on a carpet, which is entirely unnecessary; she has more than enough capital to pay for things on her own, and that £10 a month could buy her a new carpet every year.  Now she's just insured for things that she couldn't pay for on her own, like if the house burned down, and car insurance, which she's legally required to have.  I told her to change the car insurance to third-party only insurance, but I don't know if she's done that or not.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5361 on: April 12, 2008, 11:45:18 AM »
Stupid benefits system.  If they let me do what I wanted with my money, I could save and invest it and possibly not need to be on benefits forever, but instead they'll stop my benefits if I have more than £2000, and only start them again once I've spent some of it.
Could you put your savings into another bank account that the government doesn't know about?
Savings accounts are all tied to my national insurance number, so I doubt I could hide stuff that way.
The only thing I can think of is hiding your money the old-fashioned way. Under your mattress.

Sadly, that defeats the whole point of the exercise, which is to invest and have the money grow exponentially, as investments do.  By hiding it under the mattress, I actually lose money as inflation eats away about 3% of the hidden money every year.  If I could invest as I pleased, I could eventually have enough money to not require benefits, but by denying me that option, the system ensures that I'll remain dependent on benefits.
Buy something that rises in value each year, e.g. wine and art.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5362 on: April 12, 2008, 11:49:06 AM »
wow - will you sort out my finances, too?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5363 on: April 12, 2008, 12:08:37 PM »
wow - will you sort out my finances, too?
I could point you in the direction of any relevant loopholes I have heard about. Obviously what I am suggesting to Peter is a bit of a grey area, he cant invest in too much wine otherwise its obvious what he is doing.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5364 on: April 12, 2008, 12:10:18 PM »
Need diversification.   You can't just invest in one thing.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5365 on: April 12, 2008, 12:49:44 PM »
wow - will you sort out my finances, too?
I could point you in the direction of any relevant loopholes I have heard about. Obviously what I am suggesting to Peter is a bit of a grey area, he cant invest in too much wine otherwise its obvious what he is doing.

oh, please do.   :thumbup:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5366 on: April 12, 2008, 12:59:17 PM »
Migraine since 10 starting to subside enough that I can open my eyes  :'(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5367 on: April 12, 2008, 02:17:49 PM »
wow - will you sort out my finances, too?
I could point you in the direction of any relevant loopholes I have heard about. Obviously what I am suggesting to Peter is a bit of a grey area, he cant invest in too much wine otherwise its obvious what he is doing.

oh, please do.   :thumbup:
Feel free to put up the problem, and if I or anyone else knows something about it, then most of us here would probably offer help. Btw Peter did go into quite a lot of specifics there, though, I am not too sure that its a good idea to do that on here per se.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5368 on: April 12, 2008, 04:43:21 PM »
:LMAO:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5369 on: April 13, 2008, 01:28:47 AM »
i think the dawg's on my wavelength.  ;)