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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4755 on: March 20, 2008, 01:49:47 PM »
:LMAO:

shower caps!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4756 on: March 20, 2008, 01:50:00 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4757 on: March 20, 2008, 01:50:42 PM »
Lesbianism?
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4758 on: March 20, 2008, 01:51:10 PM »
as long as there's ointment involved.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4759 on: March 20, 2008, 01:51:46 PM »
lesbians in showercaps?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4760 on: March 20, 2008, 01:52:15 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on March 20, 2008, 01:51:10 PM
as long as there's ointment involved.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4761 on: March 20, 2008, 01:52:53 PM »
Quote from: Soph on March 20, 2008, 01:51:46 PM
lesbians in showercaps?
If that's a cure for a disease, I want the disease and a prescription pad.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4762 on: March 20, 2008, 01:53:19 PM »
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on March 20, 2008, 01:52:15 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on March 20, 2008, 01:51:10 PM
as long as there's ointment involved.


i hope all those ingredients are organic.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4763 on: March 20, 2008, 01:53:42 PM »
i hope they are orgasmic
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4764 on: March 20, 2008, 01:54:52 PM »
They ARE orgasmic.  They smell like food.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4765 on: March 20, 2008, 01:55:36 PM »
fried onions?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4766 on: March 20, 2008, 01:55:54 PM »
no. pickled onions
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4767 on: March 20, 2008, 01:57:15 PM »
:puke:

right, a bitch:

why are these people jamming up the bitch thread with frivolity?  there are people trying to effin' well BITCH here!!!

let's hit the ointment thread, grrrrrrrrls!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4768 on: March 20, 2008, 01:57:43 PM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4769 on: March 20, 2008, 02:00:04 PM »
colourful.
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