Just one quick bitch ...

[Parts]

Does it still work okay? That could be fixed if only broken cosmetically

[Sophgay]

you should have seen my laptop when i punched it in the face when i was in college

i killed it for good

[Persona]

I think (hope) that it hasn't damaged anything inside.

Although the screen sometimes freezes, blanks and turns a weird colour but I think that is mostly due to it overheating 

Crappy Acer laptops.

[odeon]

And how old is he?

Uhm. He turned nine recently.

My statement was less of a quick bitch than witness to a marvel.

It's actually pretty cool, although rare.

It *is* cool to be nine.

[Sophgay]

Some religious nutjob just told me I can get rid of my AS if i find god and Jesus

[Sophgay]

btw that's the 2nd time in two days i've had that crap. some other one told me god willl help my OCD

[odeon]

Some religious nutjob just told me I can get rid of my AS if i find god and Jesus

I tried that. They aren't anywhere around here.

[Sophgay]

i doubt i'll find them in manchester

[Lucifer]

god WILL help you with your OCD.  you see, while you're trolling around looking for Him, you'll be distracted and forget to obsess and compulse over things.

[Sophgay]

i'd need to get a shower before i met god though, surely?

[Lucifer]

nah.  they were all pongy in judea in those days.  probably won't notice.

[odeon]

god WILL help you with your OCD.  you see, while you're trolling around looking for Him, you'll be distracted and forget to obsess and compulse over things.

It's "obess" and "comulse", though.

[Lucifer]

god WILL help you with your OCD.  you see, while you're trolling around looking for Him, you'll be distracted and forget to obsess and compulse over things.

It's "obess" and "comulse", though.

i was going to write that, but i didn't know if soph would get the reference, in which case, she'd just think i'm a twat.

[odeon]

GOOMH much?

[Lucifer]

have to  you for that, which means you're now at the same number as my photocopying code at uni.  how thrilling!