A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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I have a headache. Tried caffeine, tried aspirin, tried everything.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Quote from: odeon on March 08, 2008, 09:31:08 AMI have a headache. Tried caffeine, tried aspirin, tried everything. Tried an orgasm?
The people across the way keep locking their little dog out on the balcony early Saturday mornings. Nothing against dogs, but the damn little guy won't shut up.
Quote from: Pyraxis on March 08, 2008, 11:05:00 AMThe people across the way keep locking their little dog out on the balcony early Saturday mornings. Nothing against dogs, but the damn little guy won't shut up.i know that one. the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes.
Quote from: Peter on March 08, 2008, 09:34:25 AMQuote from: odeon on March 08, 2008, 09:31:08 AMI have a headache. Tried caffeine, tried aspirin, tried everything. Tried an orgasm?BLOODY good idea, peter.i suppose i could force myself, as it's in the interests of your health, O Man, sigh...
Quote from: Lucifer on March 08, 2008, 12:40:24 PMQuote from: Peter on March 08, 2008, 09:34:25 AMQuote from: odeon on March 08, 2008, 09:31:08 AMI have a headache. Tried caffeine, tried aspirin, tried everything. Tried an orgasm?BLOODY good idea, peter.i suppose i could force myself, as it's in the interests of your health, O Man, sigh... Would you do that for me? That's so *nice* of you.
Quote from: Lucifer on March 08, 2008, 12:41:00 PMQuote from: Pyraxis on March 08, 2008, 11:05:00 AMThe people across the way keep locking their little dog out on the balcony early Saturday mornings. Nothing against dogs, but the damn little guy won't shut up.i know that one. the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes. There is some ultrasonic device that you can use I think that makes them shut up. Best of all, you can do it without their neighbours knowing...
Quote from: Lucifer on March 08, 2008, 12:41:00 PMQuote from: Pyraxis on March 08, 2008, 11:05:00 AMThe people across the way keep locking their little dog out on the balcony early Saturday mornings. Nothing against dogs, but the damn little guy won't shut up.i know that one. the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes. A pellet gun is quiet and if you did it just right, you could pick off the little mutt and no one would be the wiser!
i know that one. the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes.
Quote from: Lucifer on March 08, 2008, 12:41:00 PMi know that one. the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes. I've got more against the owners... if they'd keep the damn dog inside it wouldn't pace in front of the balcony door for hours on end, scrabbling and whining.
