Just one quick bitch ...

[Peter]

I have a headache. Tried caffeine, tried aspirin, tried everything.

Tried an orgasm?

[Pyraxis]

The people across the way keep locking their little dog out on the balcony early Saturday mornings. Nothing against dogs, but the damn little guy won't shut up.

[Lucifer]

I have a headache. Tried caffeine, tried aspirin, tried everything.

 

[Lucifer]

I have a headache. Tried caffeine, tried aspirin, tried everything.

Tried an orgasm?

BLOODY good idea, peter.

i suppose i could force myself, as it's in the interests of your health, O Man, sigh...   

[Lucifer]

The people across the way keep locking their little dog out on the balcony early Saturday mornings. Nothing against dogs, but the damn little guy won't shut up.

i know that one.  the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes.   

[Christopher McCandless]

The people across the way keep locking their little dog out on the balcony early Saturday mornings. Nothing against dogs, but the damn little guy won't shut up.

i know that one.  the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes.   

There is some ultrasonic device that you can use I think that makes them shut up. Best of all, you can do it without their neighbours knowing...

[Peter]

Scruffs used to bark a lot.  Waggy is very quiet and hardly barks at all, which is great for neighbour relations, but means she pees on the floor because she won't ask to get out.

[odeon]

I have a headache. Tried caffeine, tried aspirin, tried everything.

Tried an orgasm?

BLOODY good idea, peter.

i suppose i could force myself, as it's in the interests of your health, O Man, sigh...   

Would you do that for me? That's so *nice* of you.

[Lucifer]

I have a headache. Tried caffeine, tried aspirin, tried everything.

Tried an orgasm?

BLOODY good idea, peter.

i suppose i could force myself, as it's in the interests of your health, O Man, sigh...   

Would you do that for me? That's so *nice* of you.

altruism is my middle name. 

 

[odeon]

Obviously.

[ozymandias]

The people across the way keep locking their little dog out on the balcony early Saturday mornings. Nothing against dogs, but the damn little guy won't shut up.

i know that one.  the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes.   

There is some ultrasonic device that you can use I think that makes them shut up. Best of all, you can do it without their neighbours knowing...

Link please!!  When I was a kid we used to live next to some neighbors that would put their yappy dog out every night after I went to bed and it would yap constantly until they brought it in.  I was so glad when we moved across town.   

[ozymandias]

The people across the way keep locking their little dog out on the balcony early Saturday mornings. Nothing against dogs, but the damn little guy won't shut up.

i know that one.  the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes.   

A pellet gun is quiet and if you did it just right, you could pick off the little mutt and no one would be the wiser!   

[odeon]

The people across the way keep locking their little dog out on the balcony early Saturday mornings. Nothing against dogs, but the damn little guy won't shut up.

i know that one.  the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes.   

A pellet gun is quiet and if you did it just right, you could pick off the little mutt and no one would be the wiser!   

 

[Pyraxis]

i know that one.  the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes.   

I've got more against the owners... if they'd keep the damn dog inside it wouldn't pace in front of the balcony door for hours on end, scrabbling and whining.

[Lucifer]

i know that one.  the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes.   

I've got more against the owners... if they'd keep the damn dog inside it wouldn't pace in front of the balcony door for hours on end, scrabbling and whining.

quite.  if they didn't leave the stupid thing on its own, it wouldn't bark.

still, it's not them woofing.