Just one quick bitch ...

[El]

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This is the wrong thread for posting orgasms.

You mean this wasn't the "just a quick one, bitch?" thread?

[ozymandias]

No sorry, go directly to Jail, do not pass GO and do not collect $200.  And you forfeit your turn.   

[DirtDawg]

I found over two hundred dollars worth of lost product today during my normal duties.

Problem is that I brought some of it home.


**Fucking Spendthrift*


I bought an old school, 18X DVD read, write, 52X CD write, 48X read, combination internal drive made by Hewlett Packard (Samsung) for twleve bucks.

Fucking surely, I can use this somewhere.!

[DirtDawg]

GNNNNAAFFZZZGGHHBGZZZZRGGGRHHRRRRRRRRRR

This is the wrong thread for posting orgasms.

You mean this wasn't the "just a quick one, bitch?" thread?

 

[Peter]

I found over two hundred dollars worth of lost product today during my normal duties.

Problem is that I brought some of it home.


**Fucking Spendthrift*


I bought an old school, 18X DVD read, write, 52X CD write, 48X read, combination internal drive made by Hewlett Packard (Samsung) for twleve bucks.

Fucking surely, I can use this somewhere.!

Ebay could either be your salvation or your destroyer.

[DirtDawg]

I found over two hundred dollars worth of lost product today during my normal duties.

Problem is that I brought some of it home.


**Fucking Spendthrift*


I bought an old school, 18X DVD read, write, 52X CD write, 48X read, combination internal drive made by Hewlett Packard (Samsung) for twleve bucks.

Fucking surely, I can use this somewhere.!

Ebay could either be your salvation or your destroyer.

I am seriously thinking of re-activating my account.

It won't be easy, because it ( along with PayPal) is tied to a credit card that was cyber-stolen. Some fuckstick used my email and a single credit card to set up five accounts on Ebay before he was caught. I canceled the card, of course. Fortunately, I did not lose any money, but my Ebay status is not settled, yet.

They will not even communicate with me until I send them three forms of identification, including a scan of my driver's license. I'm a fucking American! I don't even have three forms of identification.




It's a great idea, though. I could grab all the deals that pop up and use them for my own gain. I wonder if I can just use another email, a new card, a new banking account and just set up another account under a business name. Let the old Ebay account die naturally and start over.

(It feels dirty to do that!)

[El]

It feels dirty to do that!

So wrong...

...but so right?

[DirtDawg]

Don't you hate it when you make a three page entry into your journal and most of it is too fucking dysfunctional to comprehend.

I know my mind is going on about 42^SQUARED fucking things at the same time, but sometimes parts of several thoughts enter my handwritten words, making the whole fucking entry useless.

It's not just penmanship, either, it often includes a random giant capitalised word or two or three or four that don't fit the context or a whole paragraph of mismatched word usages, some in script, some in slant printing and others all over the place.

It looks like twenty different people came to write and each wrote a single phrase.

[ozymandias]

Don't you hate it when you make a three page entry into your journal and most of it is too fucking dysfunctional to comprehend.

I know my mind is going on about 42^SQUARED fucking things at the same time, but sometimes parts of several thoughts enter my handwritten words, making the whole fucking entry useless.

It's not just penmanship, either, it often includes a random giant capitalised word or two or three or four that don't fit the context or a whole paragraph of mismatched word usages, some in script, some in slant printing and others all over the place.

It looks like twenty different people came to write and each wrote a single phrase.

His name is Legion for he is many!!   

[DirtDawg]

Gawd, I'm bitchin' a lot, today!

I normally use a pepper mill and lots of grinding of pepper on to my food. I like a lot of pepper!  I also keep a back-up of pre-ground pepper for when I run out of fresh peppercorns. I like A LOT of pepper!!

I'm bitchin' because they changed their packaging. There used to be a screw-on lid with a shaker underneath. Now they have a flip-top lid with the shaker built in. I opened the top, like I always do and dumped a full bottle of ground pepper into my wonderful bowl of fish chowder. I did not want THAT much pepper!

WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE TO CHANGE THINGS!!!?

[Parts]

Having a pissing contest with the town I am doing work for and walked off the job today because they didn't hold up their end of the contract.  Big meeting tomorrow I am looking forward to it

[El]

I regularly drink a lot of diet cranberry juice, but had a bottle of regular in the house for people who like calories.

I just accidentally drank some regular.

FUCK.

Now mine tastes like CRAP.

[Parts]

I regularly drink a lot of diet cranberry juice, but had a bottle of regular in the house for people who like calories.

I just accidentally drank some regular.

FUCK.

Now mine tastes like CRAP.

Could be worse I am allergic to Nutrasweet and when I get a drink with it I'm out for about six hours with a migraine

[El]

I regularly drink a lot of diet cranberry juice, but had a bottle of regular in the house for people who like calories.

I just accidentally drank some regular.

FUCK.

Now mine tastes like CRAP.

Could be worse I am allergic to Nutrasweet and when I get a drink with it I'm out for about six hours with a migraine

Ouch.

I don't think I'd keep drinks with nutrasweet in the house if they did that to me.  Then again, I drink so much stuff with artificial sweeteners that I would probably just die if I developed an allergy to them now.   

[Alex179]

I lost my fucking umbrella.   I was really nervous talking to the people at the UNF disability center, as it was my first time there and I told the guy there I have AS.   I have thought about walking in there and seeing what services they offer, but I was scared someone would ask me why I walked in there (fucking, stupid of me to think that).   I was so nervous talking to them that I left my umbrella there, I have never lost an umbrella before actually that I can remember.  It has been raining heavily lately too.   My mother is OCD about umbrellas and has like 59459543 of them in her car, so I bet she can let me have one lol.   I can't think of anywhere else that I would have left the umbrella.   I will go there tomorrow and hopefully it will be there.