A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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three of my fingertips have split open and are sore as fuck. cant think why, but ow.
wot dunc said.how did you mangle your digits, bruv?/pat, pat, pat.
Quote from: Magical Trevor on February 22, 2008, 04:19:39 PMthree of my fingertips have split open and are sore as fuck. cant think why, but ow. I hate that! I have to be careful these days. My hands get very dry if I handle boxes much. They seem to crack easier in the cold now.
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 22, 2008, 04:58:44 PMQuote from: Magical Trevor on February 22, 2008, 04:19:39 PMthree of my fingertips have split open and are sore as fuck. cant think why, but ow. I hate that! I have to be careful these days. My hands get very dry if I handle boxes much. They seem to crack easier in the cold now. My fingers did that during every film festival I worked at before I was told about those icky moisturising creams.
Quote from: odeon on February 22, 2008, 05:02:39 PMQuote from: DirtDawg on February 22, 2008, 04:58:44 PMQuote from: Magical Trevor on February 22, 2008, 04:19:39 PMthree of my fingertips have split open and are sore as fuck. cant think why, but ow. I hate that! I have to be careful these days. My hands get very dry if I handle boxes much. They seem to crack easier in the cold now. My fingers did that during every film festival I worked at before I was told about those icky moisturising creams.Icky!... and they smell. Even the unscented ones have a gross smell. I have to used some, though.Icky!
Quote from: Peter on February 22, 2008, 08:36:20 AMI told mum that this cheap 'bedroom rated' laminate flooring wouldn't survive in my room, but even I didn't expect it to start cracking and chipping after just a couple of months.That was quick I've used it before but never had problems like that and it was only$.99 a square foot
I told mum that this cheap 'bedroom rated' laminate flooring wouldn't survive in my room, but even I didn't expect it to start cracking and chipping after just a couple of months.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?