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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4110 on: February 22, 2008, 05:50:32 AM »
fuck angst - you need chocolate.  :P

Do I?  :-\ Chocolate is poisonous to cats and dogs.

i knew it was poisonous to dogs, but not cats.  it was part of my scheme to rid the world of stupid little mutts.   :evillaugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4111 on: February 22, 2008, 06:42:40 AM »
fuck angst - you need chocolate.  :P

Do I?  :-\ Chocolate is poisonous to cats and dogs.

i knew it was poisonous to dogs, but not cats.  it was part of my scheme to rid the world of stupid little mutts.   :evillaugh:


*barks at Witchy, sniffs her ass, gets an idea*
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4112 on: February 22, 2008, 06:46:29 AM »
fuck angst - you need chocolate.  :P

Do I?  :-\ Chocolate is poisonous to cats and dogs.

i knew it was poisonous to dogs, but not cats.  it was part of my scheme to rid the world of stupid little mutts.   :evillaugh:


*barks at Witchy, sniffs her ass, gets an idea*

DOWN BOY, HEEL, SIT, ROLL OVER, PLAY DEAD..............good boy!  <pat pat>

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4113 on: February 22, 2008, 08:36:20 AM »
I told mum that this cheap 'bedroom rated' laminate flooring wouldn't survive in my room, but even I didn't expect it to start cracking and chipping after just a couple of months.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4114 on: February 22, 2008, 10:08:29 AM »
fuck angst - you need chocolate.  :P

Do I?  :-\ Chocolate is poisonous to cats and dogs.

i knew it was poisonous to dogs, but not cats.  it was part of my scheme to rid the world of stupid little mutts.   :evillaugh:


*barks at Witchy, sniffs her ass, gets an idea*

the idea being to get as far away from my arse as possible, i should think.

:D

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4115 on: February 22, 2008, 10:08:52 AM »
fuck angst - you need chocolate.  :P

Do I?  :-\ Chocolate is poisonous to cats and dogs.

i knew it was poisonous to dogs, but not cats.  it was part of my scheme to rid the world of stupid little mutts.   :evillaugh:


*barks at Witchy, sniffs her ass, gets an idea*

DOWN BOY, HEEL, SIT, ROLL OVER, PLAY DEAD..............good boy!  <pat pat>

:D

you forgot to mention his fleas.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4116 on: February 22, 2008, 11:01:43 AM »

OMG!

I just discovered that a trusted "friend," age old, beautiful merry man and gifted artist has died this week.
I knew him from Foreign Bodies.


Jim Jones (unfortunately, a common name)

 :'(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4117 on: February 22, 2008, 11:53:48 AM »

OMG!

I just discovered that a trusted "friend," age old, beautiful merry man and gifted artist has died this week.
I knew him from Foreign Bodies.


Jim Jones (unfortunately, a common name)

 :'(
I'm sorry.   :(  The article said he was only 57.  That's not as old as it used to be.   :-\
hats off to the man on top of the world
come crawl up here baby, and we can watch this damn thing turn

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4118 on: February 22, 2008, 12:30:01 PM »
Nah. It doesn't seem that old to me.  He was five years older than I am.


I can't really say we were "close" or anything, because I moved in the direction of other influences and we lost touch, but it really sucks to see so many people I have known dropping like fies all around.



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« Last Edit: February 22, 2008, 01:14:38 PM by DirtDawg »
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4119 on: February 22, 2008, 12:44:45 PM »
fuck angst - you need chocolate.  :P

Do I?  :-\ Chocolate is poisonous to cats and dogs.

i knew it was poisonous to dogs, but not cats.  it was part of my scheme to rid the world of stupid little mutts.   :evillaugh:


*barks at Witchy, sniffs her ass, gets an idea*

DOWN BOY, HEEL, SIT, ROLL OVER, PLAY DEAD..............good boy!  <pat pat>

:D

you forgot to mention his fleas.

Nah, those Flea collars work really well!!    :green:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4120 on: February 22, 2008, 03:22:09 PM »
I told mum that this cheap 'bedroom rated' laminate flooring wouldn't survive in my room, but even I didn't expect it to start cracking and chipping after just a couple of months.

That was quick I've used it before but never had problems like that and it was only$.99 a square foot
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4121 on: February 22, 2008, 03:59:57 PM »
FUCKING BASTARDING CUNTING ECZEMA!!!

 :grrr:

 :'(

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4122 on: February 22, 2008, 04:19:39 PM »
three of my fingertips have split open and are sore as fuck. cant think why, but ow.  :-\

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4123 on: February 22, 2008, 04:20:21 PM »
Damn, those spambots are flooding onto the Neurolands like nobodies business today.  24 and counting (give or take a couple)  :grrr:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4124 on: February 22, 2008, 04:20:39 PM »
FUCKING BASTARDING CUNTING ECZEMA!!!

 :grrr:

 :'(

:( :hug:
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