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Offline Lucifer

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4005 on: February 18, 2008, 01:29:32 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on February 18, 2008, 01:26:25 AM
Fucking people.  :grrr:

I have no patience for this shit.

don't fuck them, then.  ;)

who's done what?  apart from the usual irritation of people breathing and being alive in general?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4006 on: February 18, 2008, 01:32:59 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on February 18, 2008, 01:26:25 AM
Fucking people.  :grrr:

I have no patience for this shit.

Try sheep. Once you go Bah, you
never go back.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4007 on: February 18, 2008, 04:32:51 AM »
Sheep is the new chic.





apparently.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4008 on: February 18, 2008, 09:51:08 AM »
GAAAAHHHH!!  Shut UP, you stupid cat!

(Zac's a brat.)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4009 on: February 18, 2008, 09:58:39 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on February 18, 2008, 01:26:25 AM
Fucking people.  :grrr:

I have no patience for this shit.

You have the power -- you have a vagina.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4010 on: February 18, 2008, 12:09:44 PM »
Quote from: Last Dance! on February 18, 2008, 09:58:39 AM
Quote from: Pyraxis on February 18, 2008, 01:26:25 AM
Fucking people.  :grrr:

I have no patience for this shit.

You have the power -- you have a vagina.

Behold the almighty Vagina.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4011 on: February 18, 2008, 01:01:22 PM »
Quote from: Jugar al Reves on February 18, 2008, 12:09:44 PM
Quote from: Last Dance! on February 18, 2008, 09:58:39 AM
Quote from: Pyraxis on February 18, 2008, 01:26:25 AM
Fucking people.  :grrr:

I have no patience for this shit.

You have the power -- you have a vagina.

Behold the almighty Vagina.

er, only with a complicated arrangement of mirrors and some yoga instruction.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4012 on: February 18, 2008, 01:33:31 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on February 18, 2008, 01:01:22 PM
Quote from: Jugar al Reves on February 18, 2008, 12:09:44 PM
Quote from: Last Dance! on February 18, 2008, 09:58:39 AM
Quote from: Pyraxis on February 18, 2008, 01:26:25 AM
Fucking people.  :grrr:

I have no patience for this shit.

You have the power -- you have a vagina.

Behold the almighty Vagina.

er, only with a complicated arrangement of mirrors and some yoga instruction.

... I'M UP TO THE TASK!!

*Assumes a position, belts valiant, chest out, bravado, as tons of mirrors fall into the Atlantic scaring the fish*
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4013 on: February 18, 2008, 01:34:34 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 18, 2008, 01:33:31 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on February 18, 2008, 01:01:22 PM
Quote from: Jugar al Reves on February 18, 2008, 12:09:44 PM
Quote from: Last Dance! on February 18, 2008, 09:58:39 AM
Quote from: Pyraxis on February 18, 2008, 01:26:25 AM
Fucking people.  :grrr:

I have no patience for this shit.

You have the power -- you have a vagina.

Behold the almighty Vagina.

er, only with a complicated arrangement of mirrors and some yoga instruction.

... I'M UP TO THE TASK!!

*Assumes a position, belts valiant, chest out, bravado, as tons of mirrors fall into the Atlantic*

/chokes on kettle chips.

:LMAO:

so you're some sort of yogic guru, eh, dawg?  i always knew it.  ;)

:-*

 :plus:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4014 on: February 18, 2008, 01:51:57 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on February 18, 2008, 01:34:34 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 18, 2008, 01:33:31 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on February 18, 2008, 01:01:22 PM
Quote from: Jugar al Reves on February 18, 2008, 12:09:44 PM
Quote from: Last Dance! on February 18, 2008, 09:58:39 AM
Quote from: Pyraxis on February 18, 2008, 01:26:25 AM
Fucking people.  :grrr:

I have no patience for this shit.

You have the power -- you have a vagina.

Behold the almighty Vagina.

er, only with a complicated arrangement of mirrors and some yoga instruction.

... I'M UP TO THE TASK!!

*Assumes a position, belts valiant, chest out, bravado, as tons of mirrors fall into the Atlantic*

/chokes on kettle chips.

:LMAO:

so you're some sort of yogic guru, eh, dawg?  i always knew it.  ;)

:-*

 :plus:

There may be something in the Kama Sutra named after him.   ;)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4015 on: February 18, 2008, 01:56:48 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on February 18, 2008, 01:51:57 PM

There may be something in the Kama Sutra named after him.   ;)

what, shampoo?  ???

:LMAO:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4016 on: February 18, 2008, 02:39:23 PM »
Quote from: Jugar al Reves on February 18, 2008, 12:09:44 PM
Quote from: Last Dance! on February 18, 2008, 09:58:39 AM
Quote from: Pyraxis on February 18, 2008, 01:26:25 AM
Fucking people.  :grrr:

I have no patience for this shit.

You have the power -- you have a vagina.

Behold the almighty Vagina.

Pics please.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4017 on: February 18, 2008, 05:46:24 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on February 18, 2008, 01:56:48 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on February 18, 2008, 01:51:57 PM

There may be something in the Kama Sutra named after him.   ;)

what, shampoo?  ???

:LMAO:

Que?? :eyebrow:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4018 on: February 19, 2008, 01:36:15 AM »
Quote from: ozymandias on February 18, 2008, 05:46:24 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on February 18, 2008, 01:56:48 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on February 18, 2008, 01:51:57 PM

There may be something in the Kama Sutra named after him.   ;)

what, shampoo?  ???

:LMAO:

Que?? :eyebrow:

the kama sutra isn't just about sexual positions.  there's a lot about shampooing in it, the original term meaning "massage".

yeah, it was a little oblique, i admit.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #4019 on: February 19, 2008, 05:56:13 AM »
i'm completely exhausted.  had a really bad night with the eczema last night, and just want to go to sleep.

 :'(
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