Just one quick bitch ...

[Peter]

Went to get a drink out of my fridge and there was none

I'm SO fucking thirsty

Most houses over here have taps that dispense water on demand.

[DirtDawg]

I'm glad you're OK, DD.

Thanks.

I. AM. SO. FUCKING. SORE. TODAY.

EVERY. MUSCLE.

EVERY. JOINT.

EVERY. BONE.

EVERY. THOUGHT. IS. ABOUT. HOW. FUCKING. SORE. I. AM.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

An acre of violins playing blues is not enough!!

[DirtDawg]

Went to get a drink out of my fridge and there was none

I'm SO fucking thirsty

Most houses over here have taps that dispense water on demand.

Must be nice.

We have water piped into the house, but it's awful. Not bad to pee in, but we don't drink it.

[Lucifer]

I'm glad you're OK, DD.

Thanks.

I. AM. SO. FUCKING. SORE. TODAY.

EVERY. MUSCLE.

EVERY. JOINT.

EVERY. BONE.

EVERY. THOUGHT. IS. ABOUT. HOW. FUCKING. SORE. I. AM.

An acre of violins playing blues is not enough!!

well, you have just had the world's most rigorous Slendertone session dawg, courtesy of the gods. 

sorry to joke, dawg, but the image struck me as funny. 

oh fuck - sorry to say "struck".

i'll get me coat...


on a serious note, that is exactly what those "exercise" things like slendertone do - they send little electical impulses through the muscles to make them contract, and so the analogy is entirely apposite.  they used that concept in "the matrix", when they got neo out of the pod, and wired him up.  i believe they do a similar thing to people who are bedridden or immobilised in some way, as physio, to get the muscles used to working again.

so that's why you're as sore as fuck.

[DirtDawg]

I'm glad you're OK, DD.

Thanks.

I. AM. SO. FUCKING. SORE. TODAY.

EVERY. MUSCLE.

EVERY. JOINT.

EVERY. BONE.

EVERY. THOUGHT. IS. ABOUT. HOW. FUCKING. SORE. I. AM.

An acre of violins playing blues is not enough!!

well, you have just had the world's most rigorous Slendertone session dawg, courtesy of the gods. 

sorry to joke, dawg, but the image struck me as funny. 

oh fuck - sorry to say "struck".

i'll get me coat...


on a serious note, that is exactly what those "exercise" things like slendertone do - they send little electical impulses through the muscles to make them contract, and so the analogy is entirely apposite.  they used that concept in "the matrix", when they got neo out of the pod, and wired him up.  i believe they do a similar thing to people who are bedridden or immobilised in some way, as physio, to get the muscles used to working again.

so that's why you're as sore as fuck.

You're right, but it never touched me. Well, not the hot part.
I wonder if the pressure pulse is to blame. There is much we do not know about lightning. I also think there are many different kinds. We may never know!

BTW, you can't have your coat, yet. Yeah, everything hurts, but a chuckle is like a no-brainer, sure-thing investment with the dividends immediately dispersed.
Thanks.

[Soph]

Went to get a drink out of my fridge and there was none

I'm SO fucking thirsty

Most houses over here have taps that dispense water on demand.

Must be nice.

We have water piped into the house, but it's awful. Not bad to pee in, but we don't drink it.

Same
I don't like the water from taps here
I just use it when brushing my teeth and washing my hands
and obviously shower

[Peter]

Went to get a drink out of my fridge and there was none

I'm SO fucking thirsty

Most houses over here have taps that dispense water on demand.

Must be nice.

We have water piped into the house, but it's awful. Not bad to pee in, but we don't drink it.

Our water comes from reservoirs in the moors that are fed by rain and peat-filtered run-off.  Still, they chlorinate the fuck out of it, so I usually boil it before I drink it, or leave it lying in a jug for a few days, and the chlorine reacts with organic compounds in the water from the peat to produce carcinogenic chlorocarbons.

[odeon]

I'm tired and can't think straight.

[Peter]

I'm having one of my feel-like-shit, can't-think-straight, want-to-crawl-under-a-log-and-die days.

[Soph]

I can't find any plasters downstairs
OCD is being a bitch

Just found out my whole family are going to Disneyland in March.

[DirtDawg]

I'm having one of my feel-like-shit, can't-think-straight, want-to-crawl-under-a-log-and-die days.

Fuck that!

Give me one of those ... I-didn't-die-burned-the-log-to-keep-warm-and-cook-good-food-crawled-straight-through-without-fucking-thinking-kicked-through-
all-the-miserable-shit days and let tomorrow approach quietly, please.

[Lucifer]

i'd settle for a shag.

[DirtDawg]

i'd settle for a shag.

DEAL!

[Lucifer]

i'd settle for a shag.

DEAL!

i left myself wide open for that, didn't i? 

you know what i meant, you scrumptious thing. 

[DirtDawg]

i'd settle for a shag.

DEAL!

i left myself wide open for that, didn't i? 

you know what i meant, you scrumptious thing. 

Yeah and you know what I meant, you delectable prize.