"Don't try to understand women... Women understand women and they hate each other." - Al Bundy, Shoe Salesman.
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Quote from: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 05:39:10 AMQuote from: odeon on February 01, 2008, 05:36:19 AMGot mad at the festival's print controller and kicked on the nearest box. It turned out to contain film cans so now my foot hurts like fuck. oops.and ouch - want me to kiss it better? and don't go and bang your knob against something, to elicit the same response. I won't. Promise.
Quote from: odeon on February 01, 2008, 05:36:19 AMGot mad at the festival's print controller and kicked on the nearest box. It turned out to contain film cans so now my foot hurts like fuck. oops.and ouch - want me to kiss it better? and don't go and bang your knob against something, to elicit the same response.
Got mad at the festival's print controller and kicked on the nearest box. It turned out to contain film cans so now my foot hurts like fuck.
Damned ingrown hair, spoiling my smooth cheek.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 12:50:44 AMQuote from: Hagia Sophia on January 31, 2008, 08:14:32 PMUndercooked my damned potatoes.feel them, cal, feel them. I did. But, boiling them meant I couldn'tuntil too late.
Quote from: Hagia Sophia on January 31, 2008, 08:14:32 PMUndercooked my damned potatoes.feel them, cal, feel them.
Undercooked my damned potatoes.
I don't have a job to go to at Kmart after all. They have all the staff they need now that Christmas is over.And because I have not had a job in over six months, I have to reapply at the job agency and have another Work Capacity Assessment. It all kind of sucks and I can't be bothered but I will have to do it all anyway.
Quote from: Hagia Sophia on February 01, 2008, 05:53:03 AMQuote from: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 12:50:44 AMQuote from: Hagia Sophia on January 31, 2008, 08:14:32 PMUndercooked my damned potatoes.feel them, cal, feel them. I did. But, boiling them meant I couldn'tuntil too late. You stick a fork in them to tell when they are done.
Quote from: Callaway on February 01, 2008, 11:52:21 AMQuote from: Hagia Sophia on February 01, 2008, 05:53:03 AMQuote from: Lucifer on February 01, 2008, 12:50:44 AMQuote from: Hagia Sophia on January 31, 2008, 08:14:32 PMUndercooked my damned potatoes.feel them, cal, feel them. I did. But, boiling them meant I couldn'tuntil too late. You stick a fork in them to tell when they are done.could we stick a fork in cal to tell when he's done? (as in the 'merican version of "done", as in "finished").
I'm tired.
Fucking Islamic terrorists. They forced two women with Down's Syndrome to blow up some people somewhere in the Middle East.Fucking pathetic society.