Just one quick bitch ...

[Lucifer]

Got mad at the festival's print controller and kicked on the nearest box. It turned out to contain film cans so now my foot hurts like fuck.

oops.

and ouch - want me to kiss it better?   

and don't go and bang your knob against something, to elicit the same response. 

I won't. Promise.

only cos you know i'd...  oops   

[Calandale]

Damned ingrown hair,
spoiling my smooth cheek.

[Peter]

Damned ingrown hair,
spoiling my smooth cheek.

What does an ingrown hair look like?

[Calandale]

I thought it was a pimple,
but it's been there for a while.

Looks a bit more like a scar.
the hair under the skin. I presume
it'll work its way out, but I'm not positive.

What I get for using cheap razors, I guess.

[Callaway]

Undercooked my damned potatoes.

feel them, cal, feel them.

I did. But, boiling them meant I couldn't
until too late. 

You stick a fork in them to tell when they are done.

[Callaway]

I don't have a job to go to at Kmart after all. They have all the staff they need now that Christmas is over.
And because I have not had a job in over six months, I have to reapply at the job agency and have another Work Capacity Assessment.  It all kind of sucks and I can't be bothered but I will have to do it all anyway.

That does suck, Renaeden.

[Lucifer]

Undercooked my damned potatoes.

feel them, cal, feel them.

I did. But, boiling them meant I couldn't
until too late. 

You stick a fork in them to tell when they are done.

could we stick a fork in cal to tell when he's done?  (as in the 'merican version of "done", as in "finished").

[Callaway]

Undercooked my damned potatoes.

feel them, cal, feel them.

I did. But, boiling them meant I couldn't
until too late. 

You stick a fork in them to tell when they are done.

could we stick a fork in cal to tell when he's done?  (as in the 'merican version of "done", as in "finished").

 :lol:

 

[The_P]

Fucking Islamic terrorists. They forced two women with Down's Syndrome to blow up some people somewhere in the Middle East.

Fucking pathetic society.

[Parts]

The new sprayer I got came with the wrong fittings for the hose supplied I have to drive 45 minutes on Monday to get them swapped out

[odeon]

I'm tired.

[Lucifer]

I'm tired.

[odeon]

Thanks.

[Christopher McCandless]

Fucking Islamic terrorists. They forced two women with Down's Syndrome to blow up some people somewhere in the Middle East.

Fucking pathetic society.

Let them be pathetic in their own little bubble. If they want to attack each other, then that is up to them...

[odeon]

Most of them don't want to, you know.