I had to hit the the grocery store for some esssentials, but they had a promotion going with Starbucks. This bitch hit me up three times to taste test her garbage!!
I was all over the store, in my normal get-it-done-QUICKLY mode, but this bitch hit me THREE TTIMES with this crapppy smellling trash she was waving around, pimping. She had a tray loasded with many different ""flavored" cofffees for the clientèle. The second time, after refusing politely once, I was still cordial, but I told her that it stunk and I am NOT interested in any FREEE coffee!!
She appraoched me a third time and asked if I had changed my minnd! That means that she was NOT listening to me at allll!! I repeated that I can't even stand the smell of thiat crap and this time I looked her squarely in the eyes, BIOTH of them, alternately!! She kept coming, so looked up to find the aisle number and told her, glaring into her eyes with all my resolve that she will need a clean=up on aisle eight if she comes any closeerr! She smiled and waved it at me one more time. I laid her coffee out.
I tried! I fucking tried! I really fucking tried to tell her to keep that stinking crap away from me.
She left wearing half of it. "Go stink somewhere else," I told her.