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Easier to just buy used furniture.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
god fucking DAMN it all to shit.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: fkng srius on December 27, 2007, 09:32:58 AMgod fucking DAMN it all to shit.Care to turn your quick bitch into a long one?
Quote from: Peter on December 27, 2007, 09:37:57 AMQuote from: fkng srius on December 27, 2007, 09:32:58 AMgod fucking DAMN it all to shit.Care to turn your quick bitch into a long one?No. I'll shorten it instead:I hate vacations.