How many Rolf Harris victims does it take to change a light bulb? 50. Three to do it now and then 47 to do it thirty years later when it is more profitable.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 13, 2007, 06:12:49 PMQuote from: odeon on December 13, 2007, 03:59:39 PMWe had several power outages today. One happened when I made my first cup of coffee. Another when I tried to make something to eat. A third when I was trying to look up things on the Internet.Someone is trying to tell me something. What are they saying?"Stay off the internet!!" .........?"Don't even TRY to eat, again!!" ........ ?Ever touch coffee and I may choose you next!" .........?Who or what is talking to you?Yup, that's what the somebody's trying to tell me. Don't know who, though. The Internet Caffeine God, maybe.
Quote from: odeon on December 13, 2007, 03:59:39 PMWe had several power outages today. One happened when I made my first cup of coffee. Another when I tried to make something to eat. A third when I was trying to look up things on the Internet.Someone is trying to tell me something. What are they saying?"Stay off the internet!!" .........?"Don't even TRY to eat, again!!" ........ ?Ever touch coffee and I may choose you next!" .........?Who or what is talking to you?
We had several power outages today. One happened when I made my first cup of coffee. Another when I tried to make something to eat. A third when I was trying to look up things on the Internet.Someone is trying to tell me something.
Itchy as hell today used a different soap like an idiot now paying the price
Quote from: pieces on December 14, 2007, 08:39:48 AMItchy as hell today used a different soap like an idiot now paying the price Try Dove Soap for sensitive skin, works for me!
Quote from: ozymandias on December 14, 2007, 10:54:33 AMQuote from: pieces on December 14, 2007, 08:39:48 AMItchy as hell today used a different soap like an idiot now paying the price Try Dove Soap for sensitive skin, works for me!Thanks will add that one to the list of approved ones for my wife usually just use Ivory but she gets adventuresome at times
Stupid fucking fuckwits didn't call me. Obviously. Fuck their stupid fucking company, fuck their products, and fuck their services! I hope they fucking crash on the fucking stock market!FUCK!
Quote from: ozymandias on December 14, 2007, 10:54:33 AMQuote from: pieces on December 14, 2007, 08:39:48 AMItchy as hell today used a different soap like an idiot now paying the price Try Dove Soap for sensitive skin, works for me!I use that too, the unscented kind.
Quote from: odeon on December 14, 2007, 12:08:38 PMStupid fucking fuckwits didn't call me. Obviously. Fuck their stupid fucking company, fuck their products, and fuck their services! I hope they fucking crash on the fucking stock market!FUCK! Doesn't sound good in that light. Did you try to call them, though? (I know, I could not do that either, but it seems that everyone expects us to.)I hope this turns around.