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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2895 on: November 26, 2007, 09:06:44 PM »

Oh, now wait a minute!

We have Ely Lilly, right here in town. They give millions to charities every year and make damn sure everyone knows about it (we aren't supposed to look at the billions of revenue they actually make). Makes me wonder why about a fourth of their staff is lawyers, though. One of my sisses-in-law is a retired Lilly lawyer. She has some stories to tell, too.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2896 on: November 26, 2007, 09:09:38 PM »
Why is it when there is a fly in the house it has to zoom around your head :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2897 on: November 26, 2007, 09:34:47 PM »
Why is it when there is a fly in the house it has to zoom around your head :grrr:

It's attracted to the proteins in fast decay, the fragrance of which exudes from your every mucous membrane. There just happen to be more openings to those thin, moist, tasty (to a fly) membranes in your head.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2898 on: November 27, 2007, 12:22:11 AM »
How do you manage to have two functioning eyes and not have stereo vision?  I often have a difference in colour perception between my eyes, with the left one being more blue-balanced and the right one being more red-balanced.
Easy: they used to point in slightly different directions and after five or so operations, they're still not perfectly aligned. I have to live with it, too, because correcting the slight squint would possibly give me double vision instead. I had that for a while, after one of the operations, and it was no fun.
You too? We have had similar experiences.
I still have double vision but I am used to it. My left eye turns outward. I have been told that I can't have any more eye operations due to scar tissue.

My quick bitch is that I had a panic attack at the shops today, I think it was because there were too many people. I haven't had a panic attack in ages so I was angry with myself and kept shopping anyway. I end up sitting on a bench with my head down for a while.
Then I felt better and drove home. It took a while for the shakes to stop.

I will still go shopping more, I can't let one panic attack stop me from doing things I have to do.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2899 on: November 27, 2007, 03:26:56 AM »
How do you manage to have two functioning eyes and not have stereo vision?  I often have a difference in colour perception between my eyes, with the left one being more blue-balanced and the right one being more red-balanced.
Easy: they used to point in slightly different directions and after five or so operations, they're still not perfectly aligned. I have to live with it, too, because correcting the slight squint would possibly give me double vision instead. I had that for a while, after one of the operations, and it was no fun.
You too? We have had similar experiences.
I still have double vision but I am used to it. My left eye turns outward. I have been told that I can't have any more eye operations due to scar tissue.

Yeah, it's the same with me. I can actually feel the scarring when my eyes are tired. My left eye is dominant so it's the right eye that turns outwards, for me.


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My quick bitch is that I had a panic attack at the shops today, I think it was because there were too many people. I haven't had a panic attack in ages so I was angry with myself and kept shopping anyway. I end up sitting on a bench with my head down for a while.
Then I felt better and drove home. It took a while for the shakes to stop.

I will still go shopping more, I can't let one panic attack stop me from doing things I have to do.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2900 on: November 27, 2007, 03:51:44 AM »
Man was I dumb, I tried moving the tree myself after I was one decorating it but no I broke the stand when I started moving it slowly so the tree fell over and some ornaments fell off so I started to holler out my boyfriend's name and boy did he get scared because he though the tree fell on me or something because I wouldn't stop putting ornaments on it and he warned me put too much on, the tree will fall over from all that weight. So I placed the legs back under the stand and the tree stood but had to be very careful now. So I tried to straighten the top just now and bam the tree started to fall over again but I held onto it and put it in the corner for now and it stood thanks to the dresser. I'm going to have to maybe toss the tree out after December ends because the stand is unplacable due to coming with the tree. I have another tree but it's smaller and has less branches but I wouldn't be able to fit all the ornaments on it.


My boyfriend was in bed already so I tried moving the tree myself closer to the window because I couldn't wait till the next day to move it or it would have driven me crazy all night and day till he got home.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2901 on: November 27, 2007, 06:58:00 AM »
Man was I dumb, I tried moving the tree myself after I was one decorating it but no I broke the stand when I started moving it slowly so the tree fell over and some ornaments fell off so I started to holler out my boyfriend's name and boy did he get scared because he though the tree fell on me or something because I wouldn't stop putting ornaments on it and he warned me put too much on, the tree will fall over from all that weight. So I placed the legs back under the stand and the tree stood but had to be very careful now. So I tried to straighten the top just now and bam the tree started to fall over again but I held onto it and put it in the corner for now and it stood thanks to the dresser. I'm going to have to maybe toss the tree out after December ends because the stand is unplacable due to coming with the tree. I have another tree but it's smaller and has less branches but I wouldn't be able to fit all the ornaments on it.


My boyfriend was in bed already so I tried moving the tree myself closer to the window because I couldn't wait till the next day to move it or it would have driven me crazy all night and day till he got home.

Maybe you could buy a stand for a live tree and use that on your tree, Spokane Girl?


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2902 on: November 27, 2007, 08:06:36 AM »

Oh, now wait a minute!

We have Ely Lilly, right here in town. They give millions to charities every year and make damn sure everyone knows about it (we aren't supposed to look at the billions of revenue they actually make). Makes me wonder why about a fourth of their staff is lawyers, though. One of my sisses-in-law is a retired Lilly lawyer. She has some stories to tell, too.

:D

Eli Lilly=conts.

And "no known withdrawal" for headmeds seems to mean "we detox'ed our test subjects in soundproof rooms and didn't check on them for a couple of months."
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2903 on: November 27, 2007, 08:36:08 AM »

Oh, now wait a minute!

We have Ely Lilly, right here in town. They give millions to charities every year and make damn sure everyone knows about it (we aren't supposed to look at the billions of revenue they actually make). Makes me wonder why about a fourth of their staff is lawyers, though. One of my sisses-in-law is a retired Lilly lawyer. She has some stories to tell, too.

:D

Eli Lilly=conts.

And "no known withdrawal" for headmeds seems to mean "we detox'ed our test subjects in soundproof rooms and didn't check on them for a couple of months."
are you fucking serious?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2904 on: November 27, 2007, 11:09:55 AM »
My thumb still hurts from twisting it last week
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2905 on: November 27, 2007, 11:20:53 AM »
Man was I dumb, I tried moving the tree myself after I was one decorating it but no I broke the stand when I started moving it slowly so the tree fell over and some ornaments fell off so I started to holler out my boyfriend's name and boy did he get scared because he though the tree fell on me or something because I wouldn't stop putting ornaments on it and he warned me put too much on, the tree will fall over from all that weight. So I placed the legs back under the stand and the tree stood but had to be very careful now. So I tried to straighten the top just now and bam the tree started to fall over again but I held onto it and put it in the corner for now and it stood thanks to the dresser. I'm going to have to maybe toss the tree out after December ends because the stand is unplacable due to coming with the tree. I have another tree but it's smaller and has less branches but I wouldn't be able to fit all the ornaments on it.


My boyfriend was in bed already so I tried moving the tree myself closer to the window because I couldn't wait till the next day to move it or it would have driven me crazy all night and day till he got home.

Maybe you could buy a stand for a live tree and use that on your tree, Spokane Girl?




Only there is one problem, the poll is very thin. I tried to use the live stand but it only had three things that hold in the tree. It was left by one of my grandfather's old renter's and they left it behind in the house and my parents brought it out to me thinking it was mine. I didn't have the patients to use it last night because I had my bf holding the tree and he had to go back to bed.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2906 on: November 27, 2007, 11:22:29 AM »

Oh, now wait a minute!

We have Ely Lilly, right here in town. They give millions to charities every year and make damn sure everyone knows about it (we aren't supposed to look at the billions of revenue they actually make). Makes me wonder why about a fourth of their staff is lawyers, though. One of my sisses-in-law is a retired Lilly lawyer. She has some stories to tell, too.

:D

Eli Lilly=conts.

And "no known withdrawal" for headmeds seems to mean "we detox'ed our test subjects in soundproof rooms and didn't check on them for a couple of months."

I've never been on an anti-depressant for longer than about a month at a time, since they fucked me up too badly to stay on them, so I've never had withdrawal issues with them.  For me, coming off them has always been a purely positive experience.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2907 on: November 27, 2007, 11:35:42 AM »
Lucky you.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2908 on: November 28, 2007, 12:42:32 AM »

Oh, now wait a minute!

We have Ely Lilly, right here in town. They give millions to charities every year and make damn sure everyone knows about it (we aren't supposed to look at the billions of revenue they actually make). Makes me wonder why about a fourth of their staff is lawyers, though. One of my sisses-in-law is a retired Lilly lawyer. She has some stories to tell, too.

:D

Eli Lilly=conts.

And "no known withdrawal" for headmeds seems to mean "we detox'ed our test subjects in soundproof rooms and didn't check on them for a couple of months."

I agree!
I was being sarcastic.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2909 on: November 28, 2007, 12:48:28 AM »
How do you manage to have two functioning eyes and not have stereo vision?  I often have a difference in colour perception between my eyes, with the left one being more blue-balanced and the right one being more red-balanced.
Easy: they used to point in slightly different directions and after five or so operations, they're still not perfectly aligned. I have to live with it, too, because correcting the slight squint would possibly give me double vision instead. I had that for a while, after one of the operations, and it was no fun.
You too? We have had similar experiences.
I still have double vision but I am used to it. My left eye turns outward. I have been told that I can't have any more eye operations due to scar tissue.

My quick bitch is that I had a panic attack at the shops today, I think it was because there were too many people. I haven't had a panic attack in ages so I was angry with myself and kept shopping anyway. I end up sitting on a bench with my head down for a while.
Then I felt better and drove home. It took a while for the shakes to stop.

I will still go shopping more, I can't let one panic attack stop me from doing things I have to do.


... or two or three ...

It's just the lay of the land. We can deal with it.

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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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