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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2820 on: November 22, 2007, 05:27:03 AM »
I see your point, Eclair, but the way society defines the word, it doesn't apply to me. Say "retard" to the person on the street and chances are that you'll be punched in the face, regardless of what the dictionary says.

Meh, I'm  quite comfortable pulling the piss out of myself, often.  I call myself fuckwit, dickhead, stupid bitch often. 

I think that's ok, I don't necessarily throw any labels on others, is more my point.


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2821 on: November 22, 2007, 08:45:56 AM »
i feel old

Yeah? You think so?

Wait 'till you get to be thirty!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2822 on: November 22, 2007, 08:47:32 AM »
19 isn't old?  :laugh:

i was born in the 80s! seems like ages ago lol

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2823 on: November 22, 2007, 08:49:35 AM »
At work, I said the other day 'oh my God, I'm so retarded'....then (when I realised where I was, and they don't know I have AS) I said, "oh, sorry, that's not very politically correct, is it", and they said, no, you shouldn't say retard.

I kind of thought it would be funny if I got called up to HR about it and tell them that I DO have something that puts me technically in that category, so I can call it what I want.
Then you could go :razz:

I don't call anyone else retarded but I will call myself one. My signature, I hope no one has a problem with it, it is meant in a funny way.

I have a problem with it!

I think it should be, "Mildly retarded in a very cute way."

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2824 on: November 22, 2007, 08:52:54 AM »
19 isn't old?  :laugh:

i was born in the 80s! seems like ages ago lol

*sprays coffee out of nose, chokes laughing*

Uh, yeah, that's pretty old, all right.



(I was born in the fifties.:D)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2825 on: November 22, 2007, 02:49:10 PM »
Another headache. I probably deserve it.  :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2826 on: November 22, 2007, 11:49:56 PM »
I have a PM on WP, but I can't read it since I'm banned.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2827 on: November 23, 2007, 02:25:55 AM »
Fucking neurotransmitters.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2828 on: November 23, 2007, 02:30:04 AM »
Another day, another headache.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2829 on: November 23, 2007, 02:52:06 AM »
True fact: the last four people I have PMed here still have not replied. Five, if you count wrongplanet.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2830 on: November 23, 2007, 03:09:08 AM »
True fact: the last four people I have PMed here still have not replied. Five, if you count wrongplanet.
* Callaway checks PMs to make sure that she isn't one of the five.  Uh-oh, should have replied, "You're welcome."

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2831 on: November 23, 2007, 03:09:52 AM »
Actually, you're not.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2832 on: November 23, 2007, 03:27:45 AM »
Actually, you're not.
* Callaway is relieved that Maldoror did not expect a reply to his reply.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2833 on: November 23, 2007, 06:13:32 AM »
I think I need to go play my game.

haha you said that half an hour ago.

Yeah well. I finally meant it.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2834 on: November 23, 2007, 06:14:04 AM »
19 isn't old?  :laugh:

i was born in the 80s! seems like ages ago lol

I felt OLD in the 80's.  :laugh: