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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2355 on: October 03, 2007, 02:19:31 AM »
Kingcrimson had committed suicide.  :'(

who or what is that?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2356 on: October 03, 2007, 04:33:44 AM »
Broke another fucking mouthpiece.

Really need to find somewhere I can get
pipes used.

... or learn to fix them yourself, like I have done. I have replaced the stems on over a dozen pipes in the past. I try to keep them in my mouth, sometimes, and one unexpected stress hits and I bite right through them. You could also pay to have them repaired by a pipe shop if it's one of your favorites.

How do you get new stems?
Always been the weak point for me,
though I've cracked a few bowls.

what are stems?

I was technically incorrect there
(though I have cracked some).
The stem is the part leading from
the bowl to the mouthpiece.
Pretty much a lost cause (mmm...
duct tape - quack quack).

I was wondering how to get new
mouthpieces, actually.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2357 on: October 03, 2007, 04:36:23 AM »


Don't you have a pipe shop nearby? They always have some refurbished pipes available, unless it's a "mall shop."  Lately, I have gone in and hand fitted a used stem from a junk drawer to my generic or cheap pipes. I find one that sort of fits and finish it at home. You can soften them in boiling water or the oven to re-shape the bend. About two hundred degrees is enough.

I sent one of my Petersons to Lowe a couple of years ago, because it is a very valuable pipe and I did not want to chance a mistake. If you have a military or stick fit stem, a Peterson System replacement might fit, but they aren't cheap.

I have also ordered once from this site, but I have only ordered numbers 648, 441 and 592. These things only vaguely resemble pipe stems and they call them "blanks."  They require some hand fitting to make them work. The amount of hand work necessary to make them fit well, makes the twenty something bucks at Lowe's seem cheap. If you have an old, well mellowed pipe, it's worth fixing.

Haven't ever seen good stems alone for sale.
That's always what goes. Hell, I can't find used
pipes. I'm not terribly attached to most of what
I have right here. Got the Molina's for about $20 each,
and can do so again from Thompson.

Thanks for the tips about shaping them though.
Always figured I'd just have to chance on a fix.

Thanks for that link. Saved it.
Those are nice and cheap. If
I can get a close fit, this is fantastic.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2358 on: October 03, 2007, 04:38:37 AM »
Yes that's right, I've gone NT.

I would be an NT 500 times
and I would be one 500 times more
I will keep changing my name
every day on your board

We're going to call you PeaGirl.

I think I'm in love.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2359 on: October 03, 2007, 04:39:48 AM »
Kingcrimson had committed suicide.  :'(

NO! Fuck man.
I've gotta get over
to ZOMG.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2360 on: October 03, 2007, 04:40:57 AM »
Kingcrimson had committed suicide.  :'(

who or what is that?

Kid over at ZOMG. Thought things
were going well. He was supposed to
be moving to live with Starbuline.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2361 on: October 03, 2007, 04:41:52 AM »
Drunkenness and I2 is great one would imagine.  Not so much the next afternoon when the Buckfast has worn off and you have your vile posts and the reactions to them staring you in the face.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2362 on: October 03, 2007, 11:34:40 AM »
Kingcrimson had committed suicide.  :'(

who or what is that?

Kid over at ZOMG. Thought things
were going well. He was supposed to
be moving to live with Starbuline.

And he never answered my Spokane question why he thinks it's an awful place to be.  :(

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2363 on: October 03, 2007, 12:02:50 PM »
 :(

didn't know him but that sucks.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2364 on: October 03, 2007, 12:12:20 PM »
krist on a krss, i hate my parents
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2365 on: October 03, 2007, 12:15:28 PM »
I don't believe I ever knew him on WP either.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2366 on: October 03, 2007, 12:19:02 PM »
krist on a krss, i hate my parents

*well, at the moment, anyway.  They're dumbasses in general but right now especially
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2367 on: October 03, 2007, 12:19:44 PM »
suicide sucks.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2368 on: October 03, 2007, 12:20:18 PM »
It does for the poor bastards left behind to mop up the blood from the track.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2369 on: October 03, 2007, 12:32:19 PM »
It does for the poor bastards left behind to mop up the blood from the track.

Agreed; the guy was fucking weak.