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Offline Calandale

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2235 on: September 26, 2007, 08:37:57 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on September 26, 2007, 07:24:25 PM
I miss my life before I discovered the internet!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2236 on: September 26, 2007, 09:24:36 PM »
Quote from: calandale on September 26, 2007, 08:37:57 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on September 26, 2007, 07:24:25 PM
I miss my life before I discovered the internet!

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Yeah I think I had these things called, what was it oh yeah  hobbies :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2237 on: September 26, 2007, 11:41:51 PM »
the Internet gave me life. before that i was TV's bitch fulltime. not that i complained.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2238 on: September 27, 2007, 01:36:11 AM »
I'd still be single if it weren't for the internet. I would never have had a bf either.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2239 on: September 27, 2007, 01:45:59 AM »
Poured boiling water on my arm.  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2240 on: September 27, 2007, 04:21:37 AM »
oh Cal pie! :'( did you pour cold water over it? you should hold it under running water. i once burned my leg badly when i was a kid. the cold water hurt the worst.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2241 on: September 27, 2007, 04:40:47 AM »
I burned my calf badly on a motorcycle exhaust pipe when I was younger and I kept it immersed in cold water for hours.  Then I broke open Vitamin E capsules and put Vitamin E oil on it.  It was a pretty big burn, but I have a tiny scar that is barely noticeable now.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2242 on: September 27, 2007, 04:42:06 AM »
Quote from: calandale on September 27, 2007, 01:45:59 AM
Poured boiling water on my arm.  :-\

Sounds delightful. Making tea or preparing to masturbate?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2243 on: September 27, 2007, 04:53:48 AM »
my scar is kind of vanished. i used to have a big scar from my thigh to my calf but it faded. i always liked it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2244 on: September 27, 2007, 05:58:08 AM »
I got drunk and held a flame under my arm for about 10 seconds when I was 17, and I still have the scar from it.  I did it a bunch of times that night, but only the first time left a scar that lasted all this time.  I had massive blisters from it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2245 on: September 27, 2007, 06:29:25 AM »
i burned my hand few days ago while drunk and taking hotdogs out of the oven and now i have a red splot. i was afraid it was a lesion from my handwashing lol then i remembered i had burned my hand. it's a tiny one. but i could see the flesh.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2246 on: September 27, 2007, 09:35:58 AM »
Quote from: Peter on September 27, 2007, 05:58:08 AM
I got drunk and held a flame under my arm for about 10 seconds when I was 17, and I still have the scar from it.  I did it a bunch of times that night, but only the first time left a scar that lasted all this time.  I had massive blisters from it.

I used to write things in blisters with cigarettes on myself when I was that age. Didn't leave but a couple of scars, though, and it's not letters, just dots where I went too deep.
I have enjoyed burning myself quite a bit at times. I still like heat, but except for a few times when I lost control, I don't do deep burns anymore. Shallow baning of heat is as far as I go.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2247 on: September 27, 2007, 10:31:16 AM »
i only tried a cigarette burn once, it felt disgusting, like it was burning through my flesh and i felt like Nostromo after that facehugger was nicked. :laugh: also it made me feel nauseous.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2248 on: September 28, 2007, 11:49:45 AM »
Burnings no fun I like heat though especially hot metal.  I do some metal work as a hobby and like trying to hold the stuff when it's still way too hot tossing it back and forth between my hands that and hot water the hotter the better kinda come out of the shower looking like a lobster
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2249 on: September 28, 2007, 11:54:59 AM »
I hate having to run errands in the morning before work.
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