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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1815 on: August 21, 2007, 07:03:45 AM »
.....................KILL ME!!!..............................

can't be AAARRSE!!d. do it yourself.

I ran out of jim jones kool-aid.

If you are serious, I have seven ways to kill you growing in my garden. My favorite would be Amanita muscaria, but most don't have the guts for that one. If you are strong enough to fend off the nausea, it will destroy your ability to neutralize it's effects, thus turning you into a haven for mushroom spores, too. You can become what kills you.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1816 on: August 21, 2007, 07:59:07 AM »
:laugh: I actually watched that animation to the end because I figured that, knowing you, you would have left off the CK just to irritate people....

 :lol:

That would have been awesome.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1817 on: August 21, 2007, 11:47:55 AM »
It is 102°F/39°C outside and our air-conditioner is broken at work.  I may have to call in sick.  This is bullshit.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1818 on: August 21, 2007, 12:50:24 PM »
It is 102°F/39°C outside and our air-conditioner is broken at work.  I may have to call in sick.  This is bullshit.

Do you have access to ice anywhere?  If you can get a cup full of ice cubes and kind of rub one at a time along any exposed flesh you have (i.e. back of neck, face, arms, and legs if you can- yes, elsewhere could be fun but not in the office), it might help make you feel a little more comfortable.  You could duck into the bathroom to do it but if you're in a cubicle, I don't see anyone being too shocked to see you holding a cube to the back of your neck unless they're unable to percieve temperature.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1819 on: August 21, 2007, 12:56:17 PM »
Grrrr.  I hate when I get scratches on my arms that look self-inflicted.  Worse, I can't for the life of me remember what I just scraped my arm on- I know it wasn't me, and I don't think it was in the car, but it could have been any of a number of pieces of furniture that I klutzed myself against.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1820 on: August 21, 2007, 12:57:47 PM »
Grrrr.  I hate when I get scratches on my arms that look self-inflicted.  Worse, I can't for the life of me remember what I just scraped my arm on- I know it wasn't me, and I don't think it was in the car, but it could have been any of a number of pieces of furniture that I klutzed myself against.

You have Prozac, so wouldn't people who know about him assume he did it?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1821 on: August 21, 2007, 01:05:54 PM »
Grrrr.  I hate when I get scratches on my arms that look self-inflicted.  Worse, I can't for the life of me remember what I just scraped my arm on- I know it wasn't me, and I don't think it was in the car, but it could have been any of a number of pieces of furniture that I klutzed myself against.

You have Prozac, so wouldn't people who know about him assume he did it?

Eh.  Maybe.  I'll be with friends, but the thing is they know I've been stressed.  To make it perhaps more complicated, me and another friend have taken to wearing arm sleeves that cutters sometimes use to cover themselves up (or I did, anyway), and I'd wanted to wear some today, but now I have to wonder if I wear them and them take them off later if they'll think I was trying to hide the fact that I fell of the wagon.  Argh.

Funnier still, last time I was on campus I picked up a pamphlet on cutting to see what the Mental Illness Can Be Solved By Reading For Ten Minutes and Smiling About It police had to say about it, and it was sitting right on my computer desk.  (I'll chuck it or something, I guess; it's pretty funny, but it's not the most hilarious pamphlet I've read from the counseling center.  At least one of them, I was able to crack people up pretty badly by doing a dramatic reading- I think it was a self-esteem one.)

Oh, on the plus side, I figured out what I cut myself on; it's a part of the conputer desk that has a metal edge.  I must have been reaching funny.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1822 on: August 21, 2007, 01:51:38 PM »
It is 102°F/39°C outside and our air-conditioner is broken at work.  I may have to call in sick.  This is bullshit.

Do you have access to ice anywhere?  If you can get a cup full of ice cubes and kind of rub one at a time along any exposed flesh you have (i.e. back of neck, face, arms, and legs if you can- yes, elsewhere could be fun but not in the office), it might help make you feel a little more comfortable.  You could duck into the bathroom to do it but if you're in a cubicle, I don't see anyone being too shocked to see you holding a cube to the back of your neck unless they're unable to percieve temperature.
I have my own office.  I've just taken to not wearing pants or shoes, and drinking lots of cold liquids.  Unfortunetly, it's not beer.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1823 on: August 21, 2007, 02:55:11 PM »
:(  :hug:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1824 on: August 21, 2007, 06:00:41 PM »
Its too damn warm.  >:(

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1825 on: August 22, 2007, 12:21:23 AM »
My gums hurt.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1826 on: August 22, 2007, 05:51:01 AM »
The contractor I was supposed to be doing work for today just pushed the work off till Monday.  Now I have to scramble to reschedule things which I am very bad at and usually put me in a panic for at least one of the days >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1827 on: August 22, 2007, 11:06:22 AM »
Mum's boyfriend is being a tit again; he's such a pathetic loser, getting upset that someone else's puppy won't eat on command for him.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1828 on: August 22, 2007, 11:31:46 AM »
He gives tits a bad name.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1829 on: August 22, 2007, 11:45:04 AM »
Mum's boyfriend is being a tit again; he's such a pathetic loser, getting upset that someone else's puppy won't eat on command for him.
You should feed him. Preferably something that will mean its his last meal.  >:D